mary queen of thots @alyssamarleneb
Opinions and jokes mostly stolen from television New York, NY Joined August 2011-
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Every time I email my dad I remember that he put “54” in his email address not because he was born in 1954 (he wasn’t) but because he was 54 years old when he created the account
Just watched all of Killers of the Flower Moon thinking “that’s an interesting choice Scorsese made to not subtitle any of the Osage dialog” nope my settings were just broken
I can see why Oz was controversial, not one of these episodes passes the Bechdel test smh
absolutely infuriating read. the damage that “parental alienation” arguments have done to mothers and kids is crazy propublica.org/article/both-p…
In a deep TV rut so I’ve been watching Criminal Minds. Just got to an episode where they’re in Oregon talking about a guy who lives in Bend but commutes to Eugene, which is the most insane thing I’ve ever heard
@darafaye @PalmBayPD i really really really suggest you read this article. it could change your life. washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/maga…
I did not have Swifties losing their minds over an episode of Cum Town on my 2023 bingo card
This is one of the most devastating, infuriating stories I've read in a long time. You think you're already angry at the basics of what happened and then it just keeps getting worse with each new detail. I recommend reading every word by @kylietcheung jezebel.com/black-couple-s…
Losing my mind at Amazon seeing that I rented Women Talking and deciding that what I should watch next was Creed II
Does anyone need anything from the Phoenix airport
Liking Doctor Who is embarrassing but having just done a rewatch after 10 years away I feel I can safely report that it did in fact have some bangers
Me to the only character in Dark that I can consistently recognize
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
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Dudes say they want a woman with no body count and this is what they do.
Have you interviewed a Palestinian student yet?
Noa Fay, a Jewish Columbia student says this about her Jewish classmates involved in the pro-Palestinian protests: “Take them as seriously as we all take Blacks for Trump and Gays for Trump. It’s absolutely a fair comparison, it’s the same tokenization. That’s how seriously we…
@DeTahmineh you’re saying you wish you could see the teenagers fucking? that’s kind of weird.
Imagine how embarrassing this take would be if the other creator of Seinfeld had made one of the funniest shows of all-time that had no worry about offending people and ended this literal month.
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
@NeonLDDelirium @depthsofwiki In ye olden tymes, a lot of the people in workhouses were elderly poor folk whose family couldn't afford to support them, and were too sick/weak/old to support themselves. They went to poorhouses/workhouses to have food and shelter for their last years until they died.
bizarre life: fights more than a hundred duels, earns nickname "Hairtrigger Dick" survived two shipwrecks starts Galway's first theatre brings literal donkey into court, wins the first anti-animal cruelty case passes foundational anti-animal cruelty laws befriends King George…
@depthsofwiki This Ricky Martin was truly livin la vida loca
@meteormajeure @evilbobdayjob Meh that’s a pretty childish mindset. I have managers/coordinators I answer to who are pretty cool and pleasant to work with
one of my Dad’s employees asked for their birthday off and my dad said “why? Did your wife get you a clown?” my Dad had to go to a sensitivity class and apologize to him in front of everyone.
Wishing I had done this actually, Stevie
@depthsofwiki If I had to guess I’d say he stole millions of dollars in corned beef
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@MichaelStahlke What fucking ovens would they use to transform the flour (and only flour cause there is no water) into bread and cookies?? 💀 and I would argue skittles are no worse than cookies. High in sugar thus energy dense
Keri was told she had one shot at her reaction in the train….when she sees Paige. One take… Because of time and train restrictions. I think about pretty much every day. It won’t go away from my brain.
@MatthewRhys I think about that train scene pretty much every week...for years. It won't go away from my brain.
@sbstryker Larry David & JLD both had bigger careers post Seinfled than Jerry & by doing much edgier comedy than say... The Bee Movie.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus seemed to be not PC and hilarious just fine.
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
"You don't need to wash sheets that often" thanks for telling us all that you aren't having sex
@opinonhaver In fairness, laundry for one person is a joke. Your mother was drowning in laundry for several people. I spend at least an hour a day on laundry as an adult - it's difficult.
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