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Alyssa @andasforalyssa

Why don't you put your teeth in before you start asking about my keys? Joined March 2009
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Alyssa @andasforalyssa

13 years ago

Accidentally "liked" a DMB album on iTunes last night. Don't drink and buy music, people.

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Alyssa @andasforalyssa

14 years ago

Just finished The Hunger Games trilogy. And with that, my vacation is over.

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The Onion @TheOnion

14 years ago

Area Woman Excited To Finally Experience Unbearable Loneliness Of Having Her Own Place http://onion.com/os2ucl

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Alyssa @andasforalyssa

14 years ago

I will be using whole wheat flour in all chocolate chip cookies from now on. So. Good.

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Alyssa @andasforalyssa

14 years ago

I'm betting @siouxstar will be sorry to miss the current line-up at Harvard @BerryLine.

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Alyssa @andasforalyssa

14 years ago

I can't imagine anything more texturally repulsive than duck testicle bread pudding. Thanks, Chopped.

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Alyssa @andasforalyssa

14 years ago

Checking out the magical leopleuridon at the Harvard Museum of Natural History!

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Alyssa @andasforalyssa

14 years ago

Day One of vacation and I'm already bored.

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Alyssa @andasforalyssa

14 years ago

This is pants-free weather.

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Alyssa @andasforalyssa

14 years ago

There aren't enough churries in this Chobani plain yogurt.

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Tracy Russo @tracyrusso

14 years ago

Harry Potter is about doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend. -Stephen King

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Alyssa @andasforalyssa

14 years ago

Oddly slow ice cream truck music just passed by my apartment. Not creepy at all.

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Alyssa @andasforalyssa

14 years ago

Just rode 24 miles on my bike. I'm officially the sweatiest girl in the world.

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Fake AP Stylebook @FakeAPStylebook

15 years ago

Always remember to close all parentheses. We're not paying to air condition the entire paragraph. #GreatestHits

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Alyssa @andasforalyssa

15 years ago

Sadness is realizing you don't have enough friends to do the 10-person pig roast at Citizen Public House.

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Alyssa @andasforalyssa

15 years ago

Why are these grapes filled with cotton?

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Fake AP Stylebook @FakeAPStylebook

15 years ago

Only one space after a period, unless it's my wife's period, in which case you want as much space as possible, am I right, guys?

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Alyssa @andasforalyssa

15 years ago

Hair nightmare scenario #1: "I asked for a Bieber and I got a Degeneres!"

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Alyssa @andasforalyssa

15 years ago

Tried to access Old Twitter. Got rejected in most honest way possible: "The server understood the request but is refusing to fulfill it."

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Alyssa @andasforalyssa

15 years ago

I'm handing out life lessons from my couch-pedestal while @siouxstar cleans our apartment.

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