legally stressy, seasonally depressy @annoyedlawyer
Hell Joined February 2021-
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Of all the skills I learned throughout my life and 7+ years of higher education, one of the most useful ones I use every day in practice as an attorney is how to placate and pander to men’s need to feel like the most special boy in the whole wide world.
Ok I am OBVIOUSLY ecstatic my client is getting an incredibly good resolution from the state after I filed my suppression brief. But goddamn I can’t tell you how bad I wanted to cross that lying fucking cop. Will be fighting with him in my mirror tonight.
If you want to piss me off, send me an email in comic sans
There are few things as embarrassing as waiting for your landlord to let you back into your apartment while your neighbors, responsible adults with their keys in hand, walk past and stare
Wrote “cunty” instead of “county” in the heading of a brief to superior court so that’s got to be the Freudian slip of the century
You know they are panicking about losing the media war when they drag Hillary out of the cryochamber where she lives eating bones to sit on The View and tell American women about how Palestinians deserve to be genocided
6 weeks into this job and being the only female attorney in a firm is not for the faint of heart jfc
i would like to just listen to sad girl music and be a sad girl today but instead i’m forced to work
The fact I am having anxiety about posting a stance AGAINST DECADES OF GENOCIDE is absolutely fucking insane.
The gaslighting that’s taking place, the fear that people have speaking up for Palestine is insane to witness. We’re gonna look back on this decades from now so incredibly embarrassed. Like we’re living through what we literally see them try to erase in history books
I forget about food in the oven and almost burn the house down far too often to be considered a real adult
Gaslighting myself that the law is on my side and I definitely am going to win this motion is becoming a daily occurrence for my own fucking sanity
Meeting lawyers you’ve become friendly w on zoom in real life is a mind fuck
I went from having no feelings about Joe Jonas to being absolutely certain he’s an asshole in less than 24 hours.
Feeling entitled to financial compensation for the amount of stress this game has caused me before 7am on a Sunday #uswnt
Interestingly enough most public defenders make the worst judges but then again the ones who become judges largely don't seem to be the ones entirely committed to the work.
Interestingly enough most public defenders make the worst judges but then again the ones who become judges largely don't seem to be the ones entirely committed to the work.
it’s hard work being the funniest person at my law firm but someone has to do it
Just thought about something horribly cringe I did approximately 9 years ago, so sorry judge I need an adjournment to go home and spiral
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The Law Beard @LegalLumberjack
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Courtney Miller @MillerBoss1288
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Catherine @WildeMagnolias
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just(tif) for all ⚖.. @TifJD
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DreaMaria @DreaMaria3
157 Followers 889 Following Sexy Wife. Independent Thinker. Policy Maker. Bold Believer. Loyal Friend. Brunch Connoisseur. Public Defender. #thestruggleisrealbutsoisGod
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K, J.D. (SWEET⭐️H.. @kbbajd
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Danny Miracle @Danny75655419
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Jeremlah @J674835Jeremlah
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Michael @ayziggy1910
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Ry-Guy @Ry_Gunn013
801 Followers 1K Following just a public defender screaming into the void about lawyering, politics, and sports. he/him
The Law Beard @LegalLumberjack
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Catherine @WildeMagnolias
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funcle sam @funclesam_
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just(tif) for all ⚖.. @TifJD
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Public Defender Servi.. @pdsdc
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mk @mkkaishian
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Wesley @theothermoore
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If you are a man concerned about abortion, I suggest a vasectomy. They are fairly inexpensive and an easy way for you to prevent abortion. Everyone can do their part 🫡
She has cancer and they still blamed the faked photo on her 💀
Classic manipulation tactic: lie, then shame people for catching on.
Highly recommend being in a group chat with other lawyers because I only have mental bandwidth to unpack/research so many current events, but together we’re ✨unlimited✨
People said a LOT of mean things today but maybe this cancels it out
A client told me “I knew you’d come see me this week because when you promise me you’ll do something you always do it” anyway I am weeping
One of my favorite things about twitter is that we all collectively continue calling that man Simone Biles's husband instead of whatever his name is.
kate middleton disappeared to get a degree in graphic design and she was excited to show us what shes been learning
Why do we keep having this biglaw vs public interest morality discourse? We’re all lawyers and thus awful by default
New York is literally so expensive: -$18 vodka sodas -$3,000 a month for a studio -$355,000,000 if you want to commit some fraud -$7 for an oat milk latte
just screamed “save a horse ride a cowboy” at a bar on bald head island. i am at my most alive
Can’t wait to be in bed* by 10 PM tonight *blacking out at my local bar and texting my ex
Prosecutor and I got into a “fuck you” off this morning before court with no one else in the courtroom that ended with me tell him to shut the fuck up to which he responded “make me!” Like is that an invite for mutual combat cuz I’ve been waiting buddy
One of the best skills a lawyer can develop is quickly identifying clients who will not be happy no matter how good of result the lawyer obtains and then not representing those clients. That client will wear out you, your staff & potentially end up in a bar complaint.
“Do you think this job will ever make you callous?” No, the more horrible shit I see, the deeper I feel. And I haven’t decided if that’s a strength or if it’s going to kill me.
obsessed with men who meet me irl telling me they’re fiscally conservative oh baby let’s rumble i love dunking off the glass
If there is a singular reference in this album about never walking Cornelia street again I will lose my mind
My secretary is out so I thought, why not, submitting a motion myself isn't that hard!! And then proceeded to submit a motion with the wrong client's name on the cover letter 😂
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