Andrew Rose Gregory @arosegregory
"Meme Savant"- @Variety comedy music videos: https://t.co/ptUrjWezRb new album: https://t.co/saHOggoy5n comedy & music podcast: https://t.co/Oib1YI29T8 andrewrosegregory.com Brooklyn, NY Joined February 2010-
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You simply cannot do this to James Fenimore Cooper!!!! @NJGov @PhilMurphy
Ok but I want to say it was cool when I ran three miles of the NYC marathon backwards after the race was over but the course was still closed bc approx 200 NY Sanitation workers jokingly yelled - “hey! You’re going the wrong way!” at me
The Grand Opening of The Lynx was yesterday. All photos of me are sweaty and disheveled—the state of my house, lawn, car outrageous—but the state of my soul is expansive, flying. Thousands of people came. Our readers and musicians were perfect. It was pure love all day.
Knicks’ Jalen Brunson put the team on his back and showed people why he's a top 5 MVP candidate this year by having a career playoff high 47 points on the road in Philly to lead his team to a victory over the 76ers!
Electoral college ruined my league Lakers are actually up 3-1
my deep allegiance to the philadelphia chicken man aside, that’s just not that many cheese balls?
my deep allegiance to the philadelphia chicken man aside, that’s just not that many cheese balls?
My parents & I used to watch movies together all the time, but after the Saltburn incident, the tradition died. I’ve been trying to break the awkward tension for a while & we finally got tix to see our first movie in months. This one should be safe enough. It's just about tennis
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Knicks deserved to win but the Sixers richly, richly, richly deserved to lose
I think of this video every time people try to tell me that the eagles suck
I think of this video every time people try to tell me that the eagles suck
Jamal Murray: “Ugh- what is this? Tap water?”
Would you rather own … A) Tesla cybertruck B) this car I walk my dog past in Brooklyn every day
(French DJ voice)
Last night I was so devastated I couldn’t even tweet 💔 An unbelievable shot by Jamal Murray, and an outstanding comeback by the Nuggets.
release the Catholic cut
release the Catholic cut
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@jaycaspiankang Just making a general statement of bow bizarre that is. He’s an amazing player.
@MetaReflexive That’s like 90% of Get Back lmao
Today makes six months since my mom died. May as well have been yesterday. It still hurts the same and I miss her so much.
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus seemed to be not PC and hilarious just fine.
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
This in Philly
One of the craziest things I’ve ever experienced Go #knicks
ok literally just two days ago I was like wow people are simply overreacting about the what a pro wants commercial but I just saw it & instantly snapped, I have seen enough, I don’t know if there’s an exact number of times you see it before you snap but I crossed that threshold
@jerryferrara @kyleman421 this might be your only move jerry. i do this when i work
For Joel to say he’s “never seen this” when Knicks fans clearly out-decibel Sixers fans at Well Fargo EVERY TIME is disappointing.
@kot4qson yeah I just don't know about that man