Lisa-Jane Simpson @aslightreturn
Joined June 2009-
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I know with my tiny following, this won't impact. However. Congratulations to Sky TV on the phenomenal series The Lazarus Project. All English cast, huge budget production, superbly acted and wipes the floor with 99% of streaming service, and terrestrial offerings. @skytv 👏
#FIFAWomensWorldCup2023 #FIFAWomensWorldCup Just a thought, as I watch Marocco v France. The names on the back of jerseys. Women players predominantly have longer hair. Could the names be put under rather than over the number? Easier for audiences to see.
📺 We would like to encourage all fans to arrive early tomorrow to view our annual tribute of supporters who have passed away in the last 12 months. #CreweAlex
FFS!! @Carra23 and @SkySportsPL and @SkySports . Will someone, for sake of the countries sanity, tell Mr Carragher that Ivan Toney's first name is not pronounced 'Even'!! Bet @GNev2 thinks its nails down a blackboard, and it's not just Toney either!
Woking v Chesterfield @btsport . Woking's little stand reminds me of Love Shack by B-52s. TIIIIIIIIIIIN ROOF! RUSTED! 🤣
Congratulations to itv (4) on showing Diamonds are forever, the Bond film from 1971, on the UKs national women's day. A film of its time, misogynistic, exactly everything not to show today. Bravo on the scheduling. 🤯
Watching Southampton v Leicester. @LCFC To all the fans, you must be tearing your hair out. Iheanacho should have 2 at least. I'm a @crewealexfc fan, so I share your frustrations! 🤦♀️
I wish @BBCSport @GaryLineker mentioned that Lionel Messi played tonight. Think they've overlooked that. 🙄🤦♀️
I’m sitting in the ICU because my kid just tried to end her life for the 3rd time in 2 years. Ask me if I care about banning books and pride flags. Ask me if I care about litter boxes that don’t exist at school. I just want my kid to survive long enough to graduate. That’s all.
Well said Mr Souness. Ukraine should get a pass into the world Cup, no matter if Scotland beat them tonight. 👏👏 @SkySportsNews @ScotlandSky @SkyFootball @Ukraine @WorldCupEN
Got to say this, but isn't EVERYONE who isn't an Everton fan a Burnley fan right now? Apologies to Toffees out there, but come ON @BurnleyOfficial Show this to your boys at half time, we want you to win! 💪
San Marino v England. Did the farmer have his sheep on that pitch till 5 o'clock? 😁 One up from Sunday league, dodging broken glass and dog expulsions.... #ENGLAND #football #harrykane
Apologies to @CalvertLewin14 , however after discussion with my Sis and a Good friend, the conclusion is, your suit has a precident. Fine man, top player, however... 😁 #dominiccaprilewin
Andorra v England. Is it just me that thinks the stadium looks like an Aldi with a staff pitch? 😄
Football Association AND Oliver Dowden Sec of State DCMS. PM Boris Johnson.: Ban racists for life from all football matches in England* - Sign the Petition! chng.it/YjtQychS via @UKChange
#SkySport #cardiffcity congrats to Big Mick on his 1000th game in charge in management. Shame lockdown has given him a mad professor barnet, the lads should have a whip round and get him some styling products! That, would go down sooo well..... 😁
When will it be THAT game, where the Alex put away all the chances they create, every game? Someone, eventually, is in for a complete spanking. #CreweAlex #cafc #CreweAlexandra
Is it just me, or is the ITV commentary team getting aroused by Jack Grealish's calves? #England #jackgrealish
Will New @Carmel_188
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Jame blunt @james_blunt539
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Railwaymen Clothing @RailwaymenCloth
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Dave Tomlinson @CreweAlexFan
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RONNIE @ronniebarker43
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Sandra's Wedding @SandrasWedding
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Kevina | #Truthwins @itsmeekevina
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CJM @CMiller220276
2 Followers 24 Following nice person, humble, hard worker, always tries to do the right thing. can't stand arrogance, moronic comments or bad manners.
Something For The Wee... @SFTW1079
254 Followers 352 Following Friday evening show with Stevie M between 6 & 8pm on @thecat1079 Local radio | Crewe | Nantwich | Sandbach | E -mail [email protected]
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Betting Directory @BettingDirector
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Hannah @hannahspanner23
14 Followers 175 Following One of these days, the clocks will stop and time won’t mean a thing
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TheFastShow @TheFastShow1
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Kevina | #Truthwins @itsmeekevina
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Charlie Chuck @cakeyswine
10K Followers 210 Following cult TV comedy actor. Known for 'Woof bark, donkey!', being Uncle Peter, and 'cakey pig'. what time is it! what day is it!. Where am a. likes tea and cream buns
This Morning @thismorning
1.9M Followers 84 Following Join us weekdays from 10am on ITV1 and STV! 🕙 Tweets to #ThisMorning or @ThisMorning may be used on air. T&Cs at https://t.co/XONuvW3J96
Shower Thoughts @ShwrThght
7.4M Followers 163 Following where the mind wanders freely, solving life’s puzzles and dreaming up worlds unseen 🚿 💭
Richard Hammond @RichardHammond
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Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson
8.0M Followers 197 Following I am a still small voice of calm and reason.
VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish
3.8M Followers 1 Following New book: A Very British Christmas, out October 2025. For everything VBP, visit: https://t.co/51E7az46a4 Written by @RobTemple101
bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer
1.2M Followers 185 Following in our home, in our special drawer, we keep all the items we adore. in a sterilzed cabinet they are kept, and the surrounding environs are regularly swept
Dave Tomlinson @CreweAlexFan
992 Followers 4K Following Train driving Crewe Alex & England Home & Away Fan, @WeAreTheFSA NC and Fans' Embassy team member, proudly on interim board of @therailwaymensg views my own.
Olly Lancashire @olly_lancashire
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Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi
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Crewe Alex Fans @Creweasi
1K Followers 465 Following Sadly, the Crewe Alex Supporters initiative has now ceased to be. However this twitter group will continue as a platform for Crewe Alex fans to communicate
Danny Higginbotham @Higginbotham05
71K Followers 951 Following Husband and father to four amazing kids. Manchester born and bred. Moved Stateside now. @tripleamedia @CSETalent
Something For The Wee... @SFTW1079
254 Followers 352 Following Friday evening show with Stevie M between 6 & 8pm on @thecat1079 Local radio | Crewe | Nantwich | Sandbach | E -mail [email protected]
RONNIE @ronniebarker43
154 Followers 563 Following
Charlie Kirk @charliekirkx
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Owl City @owlcity
909K Followers 72 Following All praise and glory to Jesus Christ, to whom I owe everything.
Iain Perry @InTheShires
296 Followers 894 Following Passionate about dogs, Crewe Alexandra, photography, 80’s electronica, countryside and property. Make a decent cuppa.
Neil Baker Testimonia... @NeilTestimonial
216 Followers 5 Following After 23 years of service at Crewe Alexandra, Neil Baker has been granted a testimonial.
Matt Le Tissier ✝�... @mattletiss7
671K Followers 2K Following Southampton and England ⚽️ All Work enquiries - [email protected] Ambassador for Supreme CBD use code Tiss40 for 40% discount at https://t.co/x9UpFFzY1m.
Tomasz Schafernaker @Schafernaker
98K Followers 2K Following Meteorologist on BBC 🌤 Uni Of Reading 🏛 Contact ✉️📺[email protected] Personal account 🇵🇱🇬🇧
Laura Kuenssberg @bbclaurak
1.3M Followers 2K Following #bbclaurak 9am Sundays @BBCOne @BBCIplayer NEWSCAST on @BBCSounds any time follow @bbclaurak on @instagram
Orchestral Manoeuvres... @OfficialOMD
66K Followers 35 Following Our new studio album Bauhaus Staircase is out now. Learn more at https://t.co/ZeN33nCbsH
Tim Farron @timfarron
282K Followers 13K Following MP for Westmorland & Lonsdale. Former leader of @LibDems Promoted by P Trollope on behalf of T Farron both at Acland House Yard 2 Stricklandgate Kendal LA9 4ND
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James Jones @_JamesJones96
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Dean Ashton @TheDeanAshton
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Lenny Henry @LennyHenry
98K Followers 970 Following I've got a new website - it's chock full of info, facts and fun about yours truly - hop on over to https://t.co/4HgTJs1o6l & check it out!
Dear Jimmy @dearjimmycouk
36 Followers 115 Following Dear Jimmy is one of the most honest, straight talking, often drunk agony uncles the internet has to offer. Read his take no shit opinions on his blogspot page.
Ed Byrne @MrEdByrne
401K Followers 2K Following Stand up comedian except when on panel shows. Then, sit down comedian.
Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain
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