ASMDSS @asmdss
Read about and share the crazy, off the wall, hilarious and just downright awesome shit your Drill Sergeants said. facebook.com/ASMDSS Joined September 2012-
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Just ate 11lbs of Louisiana crawfish by light of a headlamp using a pallet as a table. This was the only redeeming quality of this JRTC rotation. The flight home in the morning will likely involve destroying an airplane toilet. ~HMFIC~
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The manual transmission, also known as the "Millenial Anti-Theft Device". shop.asmdss.com/products/real-…
Ah the joys of having a daughter. ~Storm facebook.com/ASMDSS/posts/5…
Something wicked this way comes... ~Storm americanmilitarynews.com/2019/05/pentag…
What do you call infantry with an I.Q. of 160 ??.. A battalion....
This should be interesting... ~Storm americanmilitarynews.com/2019/05/air-fo…
Just gonna leave this here. ~Storm americanmilitarynews.com/2019/05/hillar…
This dude is a drunk Mr. Wizard for adults. ~Storm youtube.com/user/arduinove… youtube.com/user/arduinove…
Respect Commander. ~Storm americanmilitarynews.com/2019/05/coast-…
C'mon people...this getting ridiculous ~Storm americanmilitarynews.com/2019/05/pungen…
So true! ~DS Rock facebook.com/18432690292708… facebook.com/24528454933386…
Yep, think I'll skip leg day today.... ~Storm facebook.com/ASMDSS/posts/5…
BREAKING: F-16 fighter jet crashes into commercial building in California americanmilitarynews.com/2019/05/f-16-f…
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