Andrew Strzelinski @astrzeli
Joined February 2024-
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spend most of your time promising Grimace’s crimes will be investigated internally to try and fend off the international authorities
spend most of your time promising Grimace’s crimes will be investigated internally to try and fend off the international authorities
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How I look at the bar after putting “The Boys Are Back In Town” 15 times in a row in touchtunes
Israel used an automated system called "Where's Daddy?" to ensure it killed AI-designated targets while the targets were at home with their spouses and children: 972mag.com/lavender-ai-is…
babe wake up they just released minesweeper 2 and it’s fuckin SICK
babe wake up they just released minesweeper 2 and it’s fuckin SICK
he was built for backshots and they’re making him work. fucking disgusting.
he was built for backshots and they’re making him work. fucking disgusting.
Former Games Workshop employee: its nice the game is better now Random creep: *smirks and begins playing One Winged Angel on repeat*
Former Games Workshop employee: its nice the game is better now Random creep: *smirks and begins playing One Winged Angel on repeat* https://t.co/HXhmTSChlA
her: you’re meeting my parents for the first time, don’t forget to wear something nice me: no problem
someone sent this to me and I'm fucking dying
so tired of my *bitch* wife trying to make sure our kids have memorable birthday parties, what the fuck is her problem???
so tired of my *bitch* wife trying to make sure our kids have memorable birthday parties, what the fuck is her problem???
modern day siskel and ebert
"We can't allow a response to our actions every time we strike somewhere" buddy that's called WAR. That's how it works. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. You've clearly been coddled and sheltered and protected from consequences for far too fucking long.
"We can't allow a response to our actions every time we strike somewhere" buddy that's called WAR. That's how it works. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. You've clearly been coddled and sheltered and protected from consequences for far too fucking long.
[Sid Meier domming his girlfriend] who’s Sid Meier’s Little Slut
In the final years of South African Apartheid, the white government decided it must 1) overthrow the government of Angola 2) install a puppet regime in Namibia 3) attack Zimbabwe 4) attack Botswana 5) attack Zambia in order to survive. This did not work
I simply refuse to let these cringey weirdos and charlatans reduce the real Great American Novel into another piece of discourse fodder, it’s not happening. it’s too good for that, go bastardize something else
this is how you know Godzilla’s finally made it
it’s the one every boy wants
it’s the one every boy wants https://t.co/NMV2yHdIDG
“Mom,Can we Inglorious Basterds?” “We have Inglorious Basterds. At home.” Inglorious Basterds at home:
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Daily Inspiration @DecorsAtHome
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derek guy @dieworkwear
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thank you for this @dril
1.8M Followers 424 Following My posts help mentally ill peoples brains. I want to do good. I Want to bring value to this platform. That is my Quest. My Dream
Vincent Bevins @Vinncent
102K Followers 2K Following My second book, If We Burn, is now on sale. My first book, The Jakarta Method, still coming out in translations
🔪🔪🔪bЯyan�.. @murderxbryan
43K Followers 923 Following Host of Guys: A Podcast About Guys cohost @ThePOD_Kast with @Cullenthecomic and host of Shocktober. Get on my Patreon, won $110 on bingo 9/9/2023, magician
law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg
40K Followers 14K Following good boy living in woods --- tweets reflect my own barks, woofs, and bow wows. cashapp me $500
warrior cop @wyatt_privilege
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the ben keeps the flo.. @limitlessjest
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Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek
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the thicc husband & f.. @lukeisamazing
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rachel @rachelmillman
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Tom Usher @tom_usher_
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Jason Okundaye @jasebyjason
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Marianna Janowicz @marianna_jano
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Rob Fiehn @Rob_Fiehn
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Phineas Harper @PhinHarper
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman
113K Followers 3K Following a writer and professional person for many things. bafta connect member. it’s probably a joke. she/her. Rep: @ITG_ltd
Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar
428K Followers 3K Following Contributing Editor @novaramedia. Views my own. Literature bore. Anarcho-fabulous. Muslim. THFC. Kebab aficionado. Luxury communism now!
Will Jennings @willjennings80
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india block @indiablock
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Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz
80K Followers 927 Following Send me your address so I can visit you and explain my passions
Nathan J Robinson @jesuslasupajew
35K Followers 2K Following I'm a stress free kinda guy V 16🇻🇪🤝🇨🇳 non actionable parody I am not affiliated with any accounts I parody pls don't report me it makes me sadface :((
guy online @fellawhomstdve
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i can be your long lo.. @PallaviGunalan
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War Takes @War_Takes
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Abigail Thorn @PhilosophyTube
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actually it’s good @yungchomsky
66K Followers 1K Following why waste your breath moaning at the crowd?
Masters of Our Domain.. @mastersofpod
1K Followers 105 Following A podcast about Seinfeld from @PrhRoy (who has seen it) and @Milo_Edwards (who hasn't)
Lions Led By Donkeys .. @lions_by
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November @postoctobrist
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18K Followers 2K Following being processed by the boys • legislative + comms director @tenantstogether • @sf_clt • @dsa_sf • 2020 data @berniesanders • she/ella/औरत/yinz • 🐦 my own
yay liam. @notliamanders0n
15K Followers 556 Following He / Him guy on @wtyppod and @tenklossespod Philly and Boston sports fan. Jewish.
Well There's Your Pro.. @wtyppod
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The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr
23K Followers 1K Following i am the morning dj at wtyp (@wtyppod) playing all the hits for you, wherever you may be he/him @[email protected] if this accursed site goes offline
H.K @HKesvani
58K Followers 13K Following washed-up, has been writer. Now mostly @trashfuturepod / @10kpostspod
Nate Bethea @inthesedeserts
44K Followers 2K Following jet lagged myself so hard i became a morning person--will not be updating thisgood news everyone: captain dog penis has brokered a detente. a true dealsman after my own heart
@allahliker Many important takeaways from this affair. But I guess the main one for me is: “Dogpenis speaks the truth.”
@allahliker Me when I go to the traditional Chinese medicine store and I’m trying to decide what to buy
The Spectator’s theatre critic has written a piece about how a female professional peer’s appearance made him so horny that he had to go pay for sex with a “buxom” Chinese woman near the train station.
Advice for scholars: next time you lecture on Kant and revolutions at “Downing” (@DarwinCollege) Cambridge, make sure your hair is neatly tied and that you’re not blonde. Or else your research impact will be on the @spectator libido section.
the mark zuckerberg to chet hanks pipeline
travis kelce officially marked in history as stupid
@lions_by Can't believe how long it took me to notice chaos terminator Hitler
disney had an episode where a mouse in "shape and drape" stole slim-fit mickey's girlfriend is there a lesson here?
however shitty america might be at least we will always be able to call jk rowling a holocaust denier without her 6 year old tattle tale brain trying to sue us with the atrocious UK legal system
How I look at the bar after putting “The Boys Are Back In Town” 15 times in a row in touchtunes
I know this is like the epitome of toxic incel reply guy behavior but it’s still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
i'm gonna do this again in october
Opened this guys profile to see if they painted any minis. Frist post is a child sex doll...
This will be my legacy
On this day one year ago, @hausofdecline posted the following comic.
The poll is up for the patrons to pick an episode so if you are a patron you get to choose from these selections
seems funny to invest $100 billion in AI when me and the boys would gladly smash a couple six packs and write shit like this for free
apart from the jacket being comically snug and short, those aren't tuxedo pants (which have a satin stripe on the side) and appear to be a different fabric from the jacket. F-
Shithole country
Did you know you get spam calls in hospital rooms now?! It makes me furious.
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