Austin Cope @austincopes
IGNORE ME! Joined December 2014-
Tweets20
-
Followers12
-
Following32
-
Likes4
@Saints @Nickelodeon If Drew Brees’ career ends on a loss to Mitch Trubisky on Nickelodeon I don’t know what I will do
Congrats to LandlordShiek a Fox/marth/sheik/peach/falco player from GOD KNOWS WHERE Game 5 last stock victory Absolutely insane tournament LOL
If you can handle a dragon you can handle a lasagna. Grab an oven mitt. #mynewyorkercaption
@hannibalburess I just quoted this special last night
2nd round of NBA playoffs: Celtics vs Wizards. The rivalry that most of the sports world hasn't realized is a rivalry yet.
Time for my morning cup of narcissism.
Spoiler alert for #ForceAwakens Chewbacca has HUMAN fingers! #wookiefingers
Reasons why @BMarshall will never have a career in sports news: He asked his fellow anchors "to stop beating this dead horse." If only. #smh
Sometimes when someone's struggling in the bathroom you want to whisper "hang in their friend" to them
Of all the people I know back in Clemson the one I've heard from the most since I left is CU Safe alert.
My mom got a fortune cookie with no fortune. I think she's going to die today
Sarah Conner think there are 215 bones in the human body...kinky
Balls in your court now stu #allstarhype
If you're trying to decide on @PapaJohns or @dominos look no further than Payton Manning vs Herman Edwards for spokesperson #Decision
Adam Smotherman for MVP in Clemson win over Oklahoma. He's fighting for four quarters #athalete
This time on the train a woman watched what looked to be 4 Tyler Perry plays on her laptop. Now that's a devoted fan
A woman on the train just ate chik fil a that must have been sitting in her bag for over 2 hours #survivalofthefittest
Dork Sausage @SouvlakiNGrits
69 Followers 264 Following I talk here. I art at https://t.co/kwEg0as2kn . I stream at https://t.co/9YfJMaKMoI
Horsebert🎷🐎 @howdyitshobert
227 Followers 388 Following Taller than I feel - DM for @NPCIncorporated - @chicago_genius - Co-host of @PMTpodcast
Josh Powers @thejoshpowers
658 Followers 883 Following Wrestler, comedian, Heimerdinger main. Booking info: [email protected]
Pro Wrestling TURBO @WrestlingTurbo
837 Followers 672 Following Bringing TURBO-charged pro wrestling action to Upstate SC! #ShiftIntoTurbo TICKETS: https://t.co/sRnH5ZohaV
Mujahid Faruq @FaruqMujahid
1 Followers 62 Following
toiling in obscurity @nothin2fancy75
400 Followers 1K Following
Jackson Stagg @Gomer_USMC
17 Followers 64 Following
Stuart Hooks @MrStuPickles
79 Followers 210 Following
Pro Wrestling TURBO @WrestlingTurbo
837 Followers 672 Following Bringing TURBO-charged pro wrestling action to Upstate SC! #ShiftIntoTurbo TICKETS: https://t.co/sRnH5ZohaV
Allston Melee @AllstonMelee
2K Followers 493 Following Allston Melee Podcast / Top 10 Worst Opinions / Rat City Recaps @IDontGiveAShk @RIP_MMOM @CaveLemon
Horsebert🎷🐎 @howdyitshobert
227 Followers 388 Following Taller than I feel - DM for @NPCIncorporated - @chicago_genius - Co-host of @PMTpodcast
Mock Turtle Soup @MTSoup
132 Followers 55 Following Clemson University's BEST* improv troupe! Next Show: 9/9 AUDITIONS: 9/13-9/14 (Callbacks on 9/15) *and only
Josh Powers @thejoshpowers
658 Followers 883 Following Wrestler, comedian, Heimerdinger main. Booking info: [email protected]
Stuart Hooks @MrStuPickles
79 Followers 210 Following
Kantye West @Kantye_West
27K Followers 296 Following The natural fusion of 18th Century Enlightenment Philosopher Immanuel Kant with tweets from Kanye West #parody
Pete Holmes @peteholmes
351K Followers 994 Following Comedian. HBO's Crashing. The Pete Holmes Show. You Made It Weird podcast. Badman. He/him.
Mike Birbiglia @birbigs
544K Followers 1K Following My new standup special, The Old Man & The Pool, is available on Netflix. Currently on tour in a city near you.
Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio
288K Followers 310 Following WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE: community radio for a small desert town. Turn on your radio and hide. New episodes every 1st & 15th, plus live show tours & a novel.
The Onion @TheOnion
10.6M Followers 14 Following America's Finest News Source. Get the paper delivered to your door: https://t.co/jJP2Apbhe8. Signup for The Onion newsletter https://t.co/koxBGNkhqO
Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism
90K Followers 920 Following Puns don't kill people. Writer. DM for work enquiries.
Fact Retriever @factretriever
85K Followers 71 Following Knowledge connoisseurs changing the world with one interesting fact at a time 📚🌍
Al Yankovic @alyankovic
4.2M Followers 548 Following You know... the weird one. Instagram: alfredyankovic Bluesky: alyankovic Threads: alfredyankovic YouTube: alyankovic Facebook: weirdal TikTok: alyankovic
Just Phil @proos2
699 Followers 1K Following Verified Account. I'll try to make you laugh. Chicago sports & West Ham football mixed with progressive politics. Views are my own
Matt Besser @MattBesser
86K Followers 897 Following Woo pig sooie! mattbesser on Bluesky, Threads, IG, & FB / improv4humans w/ Matt Besser / "Pot Humor" standup special on AmazonPrime https://t.co/D2FN6JcOaF
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
3.9M Followers 4K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswaltTrends for United States
You might like
