Austin Nasso @austinnasso
comedian | co-founder @techroastshow austinnasso.com Santa Monica, CA Joined May 2016-
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I fired my entire workforce of 350 engineers and replaced them with ChatGPT. Not because it was easy, but because it was hard. We MUST be willing to do the unthinkable to innovate. I divorced my wife after our quarterly relationship review because she was underperforming.…
after ordering food, why the f do they always ask if they can “get a name”? When are you not giving your own name?? Whose name do they want???
I haven't left my house in 3 months. I haven’t cooked. I haven’t cleaned. I haven’t spent time with family or friends. I pay a very small man to do all of those tasks. If your time is worth $15,000 hour, every sock that you hand wash costs $30,000. Would you just throw…
Saw this weird mob outside the Apple Store today
have you ever recognized anyone on a comedy show flyer
*Me trying to work out at the gym* Gym TV 1: dental implant ad with decomposing teeth Gym TV 2: stocks crashing to record lows Gym TV 3: devastating natural disaster Gym TV 4: every war
I was at a happy hour the other day and a wild tech bro fan tried to approach me, so he went behind the barricade for where they keep all of the brewing containers. The staff yelled at him and in that moment he was an NPC that went off the map and had to respawn back with his…
New sketch live on YouTube 🙌🏻 youtu.be/uQGM7W-80YU?si…
Help - headspace is down and now I can’t finish my morning routine which means I can’t start work today
everyone from my hometown is either driving a cop car or in the back seat of one
I have clear plus with pre-check and sky priority but the all of the other lines were faster
In 2024, optimizing to eliminate low ROE (return on energy) relationships
Tech guy in real life: "I like hamburgers." Tech guy on a podcast: "Oh, great question. I mean, if we zoom in from a flavor architecture perspective, I have pretty strong biases toward the hamburger. I just got back from Tokyo and they call them hanbāgās there. Really, really…
Asking your sick friend to keep you updated is like subscribing to the most depressing newsletter you can’t unsubscribe from (it’s ok I’m the sick one right now)
I'm usually very stressed so I took ashwagandha and now I feel normal which is incredibly stressful
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@sahir2k I think their comedy is niche and funny
@sahir2k these dudes are the taylor swift of comedy in tech, and we’re all here for it
Fun stuff Went to see @techroastshow on Saturday. Easily the best comedy I've seen live.
So what do you do for work?
@austinnasso Happy birthday to you! May Almighty bless you with lots of happiness and abundance! Stay happy and keep making us laugh! Have fun!!! 🌻
You guys, I went to the tech roast show tonight, and I won the whole thing. 😂 More to come.
@kittycolours This is me I made this in 2020 😂
@sama Just applied to a new job at OpenAI. Wish me luck!
@austinnasso Forget the Gym TV, listen to Marlina on Spotify instead 😌
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my 1500 calorie American breakfast that makes me tired
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