Autocosm @autocosm_

An erstwhile glutton for online turbulence. Atlanta, GA Joined December 2024

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Autocosm @autocosm_

2 days ago

Has someone started making "I DID THAT" stickers with Merrick Garland's face yet?

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Autocosm @autocosm_

4 days ago

When a Boomer hears "Work smarter not harder," they don't love "work" as much as they hate "smart"

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Autocosm @autocosm_

6 days ago

The tired suburban dive bar with indoor smoking and mild-at-best wings bubble is about to burst

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A local LinkedIn thought leader has offered his take about the challenges of transient software talent who architect unmaintainable systems then leave in less than a year with no coherent plan or documentation. The thought leader's name? You guessed it...

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Autocosm @autocosm_

2 weeks ago

My mother likes exactly two types of movies: 1. Anything at all based on a true story 2. Anything about a family of 12 living in a wooden shack with an orchestral soundtrack featuring a girl in a bonnet running with two pails full of milk while Paw puts seed in the trough

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Autocosm @autocosm_

4 weeks ago

I want a clip of the hired actor saying "I am from the Pasadena Playhouse" from Malibu's Most Wanted just barely, but certainly not enough to go out of my way to track down, purchase, and rewatch the film.

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Autocosm @autocosm_

4 weeks ago

Less. Alex. Hormozi. Ads.

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Autocosm @autocosm_

2 months ago

Is there any money to be made making Facebook Reels where some Gen Xer straight yoinks a Gen Z's Short, then just adds his face staring at the camera at the end? Because that crap is everywhere.

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Autocosm @autocosm_

2 months ago

Making my account private for 48 hours directly correlates to my interviewing for a job

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GREG ISENBERG @gregisenberg

2 months ago

AI replies are ruining the internet If we don't stop it, there will be nothing social about social media Save social media.

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Elmo @elmo

2 months ago

Thank you for being kind to Elmo and all the people in your neighborhood. Elmo loves you.❤️

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Autocosm @autocosm_

2 months ago

Street Fighter II takes me back to a more innocent time when we all thought Brazilians were feral mutants

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Autocosm @autocosm_

2 months ago

Barbers get a 1099 and really think they're entrepreneurs

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Dave W Plummer @davepl1968

2 months ago

There are real people watching one-minute toothpaste ads to save sixty cents a day.

sui dev ☄️ @birdabo404

2 months ago

There are real people watching one-minute toothpaste ads to save sixty cents a day.

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Autocosm @autocosm_

2 months ago

Holy Christ, the cunts on r/Banking

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Autocosm @autocosm_

2 months ago

Mistaking Carrie Ann Inaba for Tia Carrere is my pop culture senior moment

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Autocosm @autocosm_

2 months ago

All the folks who politicized Asheville and the Palisades really don't want you politicizing Texas

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Autocosm @autocosm_

2 months ago

You expect stores to be filled with the scents of the season: candy corn for Halloween, turkey and gravy for Thanksgiving, pine needles and cinnamon for Christmas. Can someone explain to me why Kroger right now smells like Sudafed and acetone?