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Idc how busy yo day is, if u canāt shoot me a lil textā¦ you aināt Fa me..
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A š¤ @_adennis8
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I think about you constantly.
you shouldnāt have to go to work if youāre really cozy
āļøš¤good morning little demonsš¤āļø
āļøš¤ good morning little demonsš¤āļø
Remember kids, looking through the general ledger is an excuse not to finish returns. #TaxTwitter
āļøš¤good morning little demonsš¤āļø
I just wanna be a passenger princess. š„ŗ
He drives and i stare at how handsome he is š¤
Good morning cupcakes š§
āļøš¤good morning little demonsš¤āļø
Someone saying they forgot to text you all day but then seeing they remembered to be on all social media platforms is very hurtful
After I get completely moved in Iām just gonna isolate for a while.
The tax code is far too complicated. We need to simplify it. The tax pro industry is 25% understaffed and the elected morons keep making the tax code more complicated. The simplest way to fix the income tax code (Other than change to a consumption tax which will never happen)ā¦
causeā iām miserable! and no one even knows! (i tweet every single thought i have)
āļøš¤good morning little demonsš¤āļø
From now on, I am meeting people where they are at. No extra. No going above & beyond. I canāt keep pouring from an empty cup.
Sausage, homemade biscuits + gravy & fresh fruit for breakfast this morning š¤š» šš«šš yall comin?
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