🔥Eliot Schwartz⚡️ @beingeliot
Member of Groundlings Main Co, authentic friend. Next Golden Child. IG: @beingeliot Joined January 2013-
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Ditto, although I did pay my outstanding book fee out of fear. Go Bruins!
Congratulations @UCLAMBB!! That was an incredible game. Made me proud to be a Bruin. (Who didn’t graduate and still has an outstanding book fee)
Overheard in LA: “It’s a MANK kind of night.”
If I had a twin I know id be the fat one.
This is happening next Friday!
Congratulations @UCLAMBB!! That was an incredible game. Made me proud to be a Bruin. (Who didn’t graduate and still has an outstanding book fee)
Have not reached quarantine level where I’ll start watching Peaky Blinders.
@ryandsandoval Our buddies to comedy videos dad.
@pricepeterson “Do not take with pop rocks”
Vulture write up! Cool!!
Congratulations @UCLAMBB!! That was an incredible game. Made me proud to be a Bruin. (Who didn’t graduate and still has an outstanding book fee)
@mikeystall 10th grade Spanish! He was amazing!!!
Ever wake up in a cold sweat wondering, “should I be watching Bosch?”
@ryandsandoval All of our budget went to marketing.
Watch, share, live.
Congratulations @UCLAMBB!! That was an incredible game. Made me proud to be a Bruin. (Who didn’t graduate and still has an outstanding book fee)
@ryandsandoval Or get ON duty if you love fighting crime so much!
Those on the east coast who give GOT spoilers are now called “ja-thronies.” Don’t be a ja-thronie.
Game of Thrones or “home for Thanksgiving at the local bar seeing all your high school friends”???
Desperately trying to use my skillz to pay my billz.
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