Bert Craven @bertcraven
Technologist. Strategist. IT Leader. Airline guy. Views are my own. Bring your own pinch of salt. just over the horizon Joined December 2008-
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Prison is too good for some people.
Prison is too good for some people.
I put Van Morrison into a Chinese translator and I feel like I'm going insane
If Americans put half as much energy into insisting that restaurants pay their staff properly as they do into arguing about tipping, this would all be over in a day.
Hey, @btbusinesscare I've not been able to access my voice mail since 5th Feb. Your support people keep telling me it's fixed and closing my tickets even though it's not. They never even bother to check. Absolutely useless bunch of clowns.
This mind-blowing game-changer has everyone saying the same one weird thing and you won't believe how unrecognizable it is.
WARNING : anyone trying to reproduce this experiment using a real cat should be aware that the cat may try to switch sides just as you are closing the door, in which case, see Schrodinger's Cat. 3/3
Much as we cannot determine the living state of Schrodinger's Cat until the box is opened, we cannot determine the rectitude of the cats position until the door is closed. Once the door is closed, whichever side the cat is on is the wrong side. 2/3
We all know of Schrodinger's Cat. I would like to propose Craven's Cat. In this thought experiment we must determine not if the cat is alive or dead but whether it is on the right or wrong side of a door. 1/3
Possibly the best advertisement for political correctness yet.
The things that LinkedIn thinks I want to know absolutely beggar belief. It is the Labyrinth Bag Lady of information.
the silliest nyc take i've seen lately is "new yorkers are leaving the city in droves because of crime." new yorkers are leaving the city in droves because of rent prices. the criminals we're escaping are called landlords
This is the part of David that should offend everyone, including the hand-wringers in Florida. That someone once conjured from stone something so perfect and here we are 500 years later arguing over willies. Progress is a myth.
This is the part of David that should offend everyone, including the hand-wringers in Florida. That someone once conjured from stone something so perfect and here we are 500 years later arguing over willies. Progress is a myth.
BBC whistleblower says their headlines are “determined by calls from Downing Street on a very regular basis.” Management “appeared to be worried about losing access to politicians and briefings from No 10 if they crossed the Downing Street operation.”
Tell me you don't understand anything about UK water supply without telling me you don't understand anything about UK water supply...
Tell me you don't understand anything about UK water supply without telling me you don't understand anything about UK water supply...
My wife says she's listening to every Beatles song in alphabetical order. I think she might be up to Something.
It's not corruption if it's Britain!
I've just had some vegan cheesecake. You fuckers kept that one quiet, didn't you, with all the "ooh try the nut loaf" and "ahh these lentil rissoles are amazing“.
I regret to announce that I may have made a podcast. I know. First webinars and now this. Where will it all end? I can only apologise. Links for those of you so inclined : Anchor: lnkd.in/edCrHYgM Apple Podcasts: apple.co/405AGf7 Spotify: spoti.fi/3w5BXFs
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Aron Roberts @aronro
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Ken Cheney @kencheney
1K Followers 8K Following Husband, dad, GTM expert for B2B tech & AI/ML. Every day matters—let’s build something amazing!
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864 Followers 3K Following Business Agility Director @cytora. Passionate about helping others find better ways of getting things done. PSM, Kanban Management Professional.
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Joel Deschryver @Jodeschry
732 Followers 3K Following IT Pro, curious about people, ideas & trends in many domains. (re)tweetin' from time to time what catches my eyes ~ mind.
Paula Phipps @paulaaphipps
3K Followers 4K Following I like road trips and vintage movies. I market services and solutions at AWS. (Tweets represent my own viewpoints, and not those of my employer.)
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TT @thomas_tiju
75 Followers 292 Following INSEAD Alum & Stephanian, 20+ yrs experienced IT professional. AWS GTM Leader - Northern Europe @IBM. Tweet on topics that catch my eye :)
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Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman
321K Followers 10K Following VP of Developer Community @ MSFT - Code, OSS, STEM, Beyoncé, 🏴🇿🇼#T1D, #DevRel YouTube+TikTok listen to the @Hanselminutes inclusive tech podcast!
Andrea Junker @Strandjunker
258K Followers 188 Following Nomad & Print Artist since 1998: Home isn’t a place, it’s a feeling. Traveling along my German grandmother’s roots. Mover: Strong voice against Trumpism.
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72K Followers 913 Following Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. my joke book, A Poo On A Pogo Stick is out now! https://t.co/DTeKNE1Q9d
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453K Followers 1K Following Actor, writer, director, fool. Now available at https://t.co/r5dDtAHhE8, https://t.co/ZVVc0e49HY, and on Threads.
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328K Followers 2K Following Spy. Dammit! Ex-spy. “Imagine a child’s drawing of a magic leek.” - @captainward who/whom Contact: [email protected] Avi pic: @ClaraMolden. I mute killjoys.
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780K Followers 3K Following On tour this June, talking about What About Men? Tickets: https://t.co/r8gQ0nmexD
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124K Followers 2K Following He/him. Illustrator, cartoonist, husband, father, son, brother, uncle, nephew, cousin, second cousin, grandson, friend, acquaintance, enemy. @[email protected]
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196K Followers 1K Following Satire account. Satirising the patriarchy since 2015. Agent [email protected] Facebook, Insta, Bluesky. New book Flipping Patriarchy out now.
T2RL @T2RL
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Internet of Shit @internetofshit
406K Followers 236 Following screw it, put a chip in it. say hello: [email protected]
Tinks @McTinks
769 Followers 250 Following In 1985, a woman was taken to hospital after complications with a difficult poo. She came home with a 6-inch scar, and me. LEGEND.
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AirlineTrends @airlinetrends
21K Followers 323 Following AirlineTrends reports on the latest trends and innovations in the aviation industry. You will also like our monthly free innovation newsletter.
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GDS @GDSTeam
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Microsoft HoloLens @HoloLens
118K Followers 3 Following HoloLens is no longer in production. Follow @Microsoft and @MSCloud to stay up to date on the latest technologies advancing industries across the world.
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Airline Reporter @AirlineReporter
126K Followers 912 Following Sharing our passion for aviation and airlines since 2008. A home for AvGeeks!
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100 Followers 114 Following British resident, Anglophile, Dutch. Road cycling, Great War, Second World War. Proud @WeHaveWaysPod IC 10%er. Volunteer at @deHavMuseum & @herts_at_war
JF van der Zwet @zwet
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Andrew Stein @steinalicious
483 Followers 1K Following Co-Founder and Chief Architect for Distil Networks (Bot Detection and Mitigation). Views are my own.
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12K Followers 3K Following Apress publishes books and videos for everyone with a thirst for unlimited tech knowledge. Follow us for event updates, industry news, & deals on books!
TechEd NorthAmerica @TechEd_NA
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Alex Williamson @_alexw
191 Followers 361 Following BBC Studios. Opinions my own. Has hopefully written a bit of code for a site or app you've enjoyed. Ex Rest Less, JustEat, Trainline, ASOS, easyJet.
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23.5M Followers 160 Following Husband, father, random sayer of stuff.
Wil Wheaton @wilw
2.4M Followers 5 Following This account is no longer active. If there is a blue check here, I had nothing to do with it. Elon Musk is a garbage human. #BlackLivesMatter #ProtectTransKidsTrends for United States
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