martin maldonado @bigphatliar
Dealing with a shit ton of shit... Austin TX Joined January 2009-
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Between CODA’s wins and Will Smith, this has been a big night for hands. Might delete this one. #Oscars #Oscar2022
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@AusPublicHealth Can’t you honor the spot that we were on when the system went down. I took a screenshot that showed my spot at 11:05 when you paused the system precisely for this reason! That’s the fair thing to do.
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Hot damn
Easter consists of Easter Eggs and Bacon this year. Kevin Bacon movie marathon!!! Starting with #Tremors. @DefenseBaron #EasterSunday #shelteringinplace
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happy presidents day to everyone except the actual piece of shit president
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No more moms as dates to the Oscars. I’m over it. Bring the girl you’re banging
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Susan Collins says she’ll acquit because “he learned his lesson.” The only lesson Trump learned is that Susan Collins & the GOP will let him get away with anything. #ImpeachmentTrial
@SarahKSilverman Martin 2020: wtf happened here? Did you do this?
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Mr. President, you misspelled “Beto.”
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“I hope this gets picked up.” Well, Tucker must be VERY happy right now. Also — holy SHIT
Watch Fox News host Tucker Carlson call one of his guests a 'tiny brain...moron' during an interview. NowThis has obtained the full segment with historian Rutger Bregman that Fox News is refusing to air.
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What if Mueller met with Roger Stone and the only thing he asked was "What's the deal with those crazy ass glasses?!"
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Wow. I’ve never seen anything like this on the Senate floor.
Couldn’t have said it better myself...
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What Beto said about the 200,000 Dreamers contributing to Texas communities:
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