Ewan Taylor @bit_shifter
FI Rates web application developer London Joined May 2009-
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Does anyone actually buy any of the shite that's continuously pushed onto us via the ever-increasing number of ads shown by this site?
Another one bites the dust... just poured myself a tall glass of Fentimans dandelion and burdock. One sip, disaster has struck - they've changed the recipe to put Stevia derived sweeteners in it - the taste is now knackered for me. Where can I get an original recipe drink?
77 seconds of cunts (with elevator music). Many thanks to @krishgm - this wouldn't have been possible without you. [🚨Updated because I missed out some cunts in the original.]
The England footballers who missed penalties deserve to be knighted. They heroically saved us from another 55 years of harping on about how a game was once won.
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New! Cassetteboy vs Boris Johnson 2021 #cpc21
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This is how you use headless Chrome from Node.js. chromium.googlesource.com/chromium/src/+…
Stuart Feldman wrote the first makefile in 1977. All makefiles since have started by copying a previous one, in unbroken succession.
I wonder, when Elon Musk presents, if his Engineers cringe in the back. Like web devs hearing a Project manager explain what they built…
Verifying myself: I am bitshifter on Keybase.io. fEq9AwGecmdxaCcp9RJ3b_ISHny6eMUolbdn / keybase.io/bitshifter/sig…
So @getify has just started his JavaScript workshop here in London :-)
Happy Tau Day!

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