BLAM @blamplosion
AI slop just for you! Aspiring Twitticist Joined September 2025-
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toddlers be like "move fast and break things"
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"I'm almost in the eye!" "Of the ... the hurricane?" "NO THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA WEATHER TURTLE!!!"!
"I'm almost in the eye!" "Of the ... the hurricane?" "NO THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA WEATHER TURTLE!!!"!
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Albino animals often have impaired vision due to light sensitivity from lacking melanin. The white racoon is trying its best to
You say I can’t speak on it because I’m not a woman. But the topic isn’t a woman either—so technically, it and I are just two dudes hanging out.
We’re making up new old-timey insults. Spread the word or “rummies to you!”
I dreamt Billy Bob Thornton was a Catholic priest and my friend
What
Random car in parking lot while the sun sets, looking all glorious
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If there's one thing I've learned from playing and designing video games, it's that if you're breaking into a cursed high-tech maze, and you see unidentified liquids in mysterious flasks, you should drink them. Also applies to chicken legs that have been buried in a wall for 30…
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@MAstronomers Amazing Universe
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This jump stop-motion video. [📹 CC95277]
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In the ancient days of the Internet (c. 2012), there was a hilarious channel on YouTube that posted terribly funny, incredibly incorrect mispronunciations of words. TikTok has rediscovered them and they’re going viral again. (More below)
May your next toilet seat be vinyl and softly exhale onto your thighs as you sit
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