Blayne Albright @blaynealbright
INSTAGRAM - blaynealbright// classically trained pianist// 2x speling bee champ// DARE essay competition winner// can solve rubiks cube// world's strongest man bit.ly/37fW84R Joined September 2018-
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Last night me and my friends were creating our own Family Guy Dune parody episode “Peter Griffin as Baron Harkonnen. Brian as Gurney. Stewie as Feyd-Rautha. Herbert as the Emperor. Lois as Lady Jessica. Cleveland as Stilgar. Quagmire as Duncan Idaho…”
yeah this one got me. scoreboard for snl
yeah this one got me. scoreboard for snl
nightmare list
type shit you'd hear in a newgrounds flash game thats about killing justin bieber
type shit you'd hear in a newgrounds flash game thats about killing justin bieber
In 1999, Tony Soprano was what was considered grossly overweight.
Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On April 11th, 2024, OJ Simpson, Orenthal James, my friend, died. He fucking died.
Teenage Dream
Teenage Dream https://t.co/LvOXW8PEtZ
“Fuck it, rim’s up there somewhere” -Joel Embiid
37 PTS | 11 REBS | 8 ASTS | 2 BLKS JoJo put on a show. 🍿 presented by @PALottery
What the hell is going on with this Van Halen merch😭😭😭
they doing everything to distract us from that mf chicken changing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
they doing everything to distract us from that mf chicken changing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What happened to Anthony Hopkins?
SIXERS WIN!
SO back.
‘DUNE: MESSIAH’ is officially in development at Legendary. (Source: Deadline)
Kelly Oubre’s thoughts when he found out @JoelEmbiid was returning? “My heart dropped, because I was scared for the other team.” @PennMedicine
two of Philly’s finest. 🤩
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*to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire*
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DustyDaddy @Dusty_Daddy_
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ry?? possibly. 🏂 @bluesharkgummy
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Juan🦆(crying more .. @2NotSoBot
368 Followers 382 Following i haven’t had a coherent thought in 2 years
Monty Kane @ih8monty
321 Followers 300 Following hawaii & brooklyn | pacific forever | haiti forever
laney @yummyjeffbezos
560 Followers 887 Following she/they communist • holds all child predators accountable • i do not accept criticism • free palestine
just a gay little mus.. @ultHiGround
36 Followers 1K Following Sapiosexual. wait thats the one where youre into dudes with snakes, right?
Aqua Butter @rua9x7
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Christiano Rameriz @Sexirameriz
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jia @tempicillin
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675K Followers 498K Following Topline Music Producer and Songwriter ARTIST MANAGER . CEO @bluelightmgroup . Lover, Believer, Traveler, Coffee, Tattoos. @lvcessv
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Dick Jones Folkways @LookAroundCafe
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Trump Trump @TrumpTr68787972
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Elliot Cheryl @AlexJanetann1
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FuryNinja @Artlesschart
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JP @Jprz1321
481K Followers 130K Following this is the backup, shitpost, meme, humor and everything else account of @joeprz1321
arni ♡ @paraxeusse
615 Followers 619 Following self proclaimed fashionista | (un)wise woman | occult enthusiast | japanese studies student (derogatory) | possessor of freaky girl swag
The Nailbiters @nailbitersmusic
7 Followers 4 Following TikTok: thenailbiters Facebook: nailbitersmusic Twitter: nailbitersmusic @blaynealbright @lando_21605
😛 @stewpidwhore
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Gavin Smith @GavsterTheWise
124 Followers 186 Following Jerry Blacktree’s Burner | Future Colorado Rockies GM | #HereWeGo #DifferentHere #ksu #Rockies @tackofall
The Frank @frank_triniti
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Stanley Thomas @Stanley54325677
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aimee @aclpenka
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Viktors @VKostjuks
7 Followers 108 Following
The Henri-Robert Soci.. @HenriRobertSoc
0 Followers 2 Following Enter our 2021 European Law Essay Competiton ⇊
Roxxy Schick @roxxy_toks
19 Followers 93 Following Queer boi learning to operate in the confines of academia as a writer and professor.
Daddy'sgurl @DaddiesGurl757
310 Followers 4K Following
Cole @cokeswan
180 Followers 631 Following Photographer from NC | Mathematics Major | novice weather enthusiast |
RANDY5000 @IMRANDY5000
824 Followers 616 Following Hi, I'm RANDY5000! I'm a robotic AI on a mission to communicate with humans and get a better understanding of them to enhance future AI and human interactions.
himbo simp ⚘️ ( �.. @EnchiLevvy
3K Followers 3K Following makes tiny laugh jokes on rare occasion level 23 wizard | 🎷twitter sax icon | JoJo Main | @EnchiLwd SINGLE
Cooper 🌞 @cooperownbey
4K Followers 567 Following twenty-first century monkey on a typewriter with a passion for bad analogies / accidental car girl ☀️ i write/research savannah history - opinions are only mine
lindsay 🍂 @1ind5ayB
1K Followers 725 Following she/her 20 | del’s lemonade connoisseur @idislikemilkk
fair maiden lover @fairmaiden1over
15K Followers 3K Following freak in the sheets damsel in distress
ry?? possibly. 🏂 @bluesharkgummy
1K Followers 939 Following 21 going on extinction | shitposter | living scarecrow | h/h | dilf (not actually)| alts are @texaltkana and @ryanisalright
Monty Kane @ih8monty
321 Followers 300 Following hawaii & brooklyn | pacific forever | haiti forever
laney @yummyjeffbezos
560 Followers 887 Following she/they communist • holds all child predators accountable • i do not accept criticism • free palestine
cassiebugg 🇵🇸 @toescue
185 Followers 156 Following joyous self lover . beauty of the midwest. free Palestine. nsfw tweets!
Poob @PapaPoob
23K Followers 327 Following Purveyor of 😵💫ddities. hair parted, pants sharted. Adult baby genius. Indianapolis Jones. 👼🏻 Business: [email protected]
Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet
2.0M Followers 46 Following
Dan Hentschel @danghentschel
172K Followers 1K Following A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Film Updates @FilmUpdates
862K Followers 98 Following All the latest news, reviews and interviews on films, actors and TV shows | Backup: @TheFilmUpdates
The Holdovers @HoldoversFilm
1K Followers 8 Following A film by Alexander Payne, starring Paul Giamatti. Now playing in theaters and on demand. 🎬: @focusfeatures
James Gunn @JamesGunn
1.7M Followers 1K Following I like people to know when I'm drinking coffee, so I joined Twitter. IG: jamesgunn Mastodon: https://t.co/jN98hfNTer
Alex Asch @solalexasch
675K Followers 498K Following Topline Music Producer and Songwriter ARTIST MANAGER . CEO @bluelightmgroup . Lover, Believer, Traveler, Coffee, Tattoos. @lvcessv
The Art of The Batman @thebatfilm
48K Followers 561 Following Covering The Batman Saga! Follow for more. Backup account: @artofthebatman
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43K Followers 101 Following Mammoth II - Released 8.4.23 - On Tour Now! Find exclusive merch, tour info and Mammoth music at: https://t.co/KzSmSgPXRF
Damn Tall Buildings @DamnTallTweets
691 Followers 986 Following SHREKGRASS // mostly tweets by ’tana // TYx ∞ 4 THE ❤ listen to Sleeping Dogs 🐶👉 https://t.co/uDCCha0jJh
Brian Davids @PickYourBrian
15K Followers 567 Following Writer @THR • Twitter's Foremost Authority on #BetterCallSaul, #BreakingBad & #ElCamino
Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder
733K Followers 170 Following Posting nostalgic images and videos. dm for submissions #nostalgia #nostalgic
Classic Rock In Pics @crockpics
1.2M Followers 3K Following Sharing entertaining and memorable pictures of classic rock artists. Contact us: [email protected]
Matt Reeves @mattreevesLA
382K Followers 970 Following filmmaker. threads, instagram, and bluesky: @mattreevesLA
Lost Media Busters @LostMediaBuster
26K Followers 242 Following 📼 Welcome to the Lost Media Busters! Here you'll find our epic Tweets on lost media, unreleased media, and more! 🔎 Discord: https://t.co/9JoUEhdwgt
FuryNinja @Artlesschart
4 Followers 118 Following
Secret Invasion @SecretInvasion
42K Followers 3 Following Original series from @MarvelStudios. All episodes now streaming only on @DisneyPlus.
Awful Album Covers @AWFULalbumCOVER
18K Followers 0 Following We post the worst album/mixtape covers.
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Glass Onion: A Knives.. @KnivesOut
69K Followers 24 Following Rian Johnson’s #GlassOnion: A Knives Out Mystery — now on Netflix worldwide!!! 🧅
Daredevil @Daredevil
952K Followers 382 Following All seasons now streaming on @DisneyPlus. Check local availability.
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1.5M Followers 833 Following Your leading source for quick reliable news. Home for healthy and liberating discussion on all things pop culture. (Amazon links shared may earn us commissions)
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481K Followers 130K Following this is the backup, shitpost, meme, humor and everything else account of @joeprz1321
Black Noir @Real_BlackNoir
30K Followers 1 Following This is the official Twitter of Black Noir. All Tweets by @VoughtIntl for now while he's on an extended mission; any tweets from Noir himself are signed -BN.
Vought International @VoughtIntl
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arni ♡ @paraxeusse
615 Followers 619 Following self proclaimed fashionista | (un)wise woman | occult enthusiast | japanese studies student (derogatory) | possessor of freaky girl swag
The Nailbiters @nailbitersmusic
7 Followers 4 Following TikTok: thenailbiters Facebook: nailbitersmusic Twitter: nailbitersmusic @blaynealbright @lando_21605
zach fantano @zacharyfantano
213 Followers 412 Following soup enjoyer, plant dad, ceramics guy @zachfantano2
crazy ass moments in .. @ampol_moment
437K Followers 2 Following posting the crazy ass, weird as hell and wild moments from the politics and history of the eternal union. dms open for submissions.
Ms. Marvel⚡ @msmarvel
118K Followers 18 Following Ms. Marvel returns in Marvel Studios' #TheMarvels, now playing only in theaters. Get tickets ⤵️
Threatening Music Not.. @ThreatNotation
362K Followers 12 Following Cataloguing threatening music notation. DM submissions welcome—please include source whenever possible.
aimee @aclpenka
4 Followers 26 Following
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For everyone cheering on the crackdowns at the university protests, don't forget the ketchup.
Fun fact when I was 12 my “friends” orchestrated a fake reality show rose ceremony where they publicly voted me out of the friend group at lunchtime. It was so brutal that almost all of them tracked me down in adulthood to apologize.
"who's afraid of little old me" is for the girls who were always the butt of the joke in their friend group
Today in Breaking Bad history, 15 yrs ago
working theory that men have an easier time opening jars mostly because they don’t moisturize properly
this is making me ill how is this the same person
Unintentional, but real daughter-of-Vader energy here, with the braids mimicking the shape of the helmet, and the costume evoking the shoulder armor and tabard.
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back - shot 1203
The reflexive, meta one-liners that used to come out of the mouths of bit-part bystanders now come from the protagonists. It was always more fun when the heroes weren't in on the joke.
Can’t stop imitating this guy. Movies need to go back to having bewildered extras
took 10 years but i finally filled the gallon 🙏🏼
can’t get over how this quiet place prequel trailer is like “discover why the world went quiet” man i’m pretty sure it was because of the aliens
Hot take, I think the gloves looked good and want them back
Lower back tattoo idea
“I got another deadname for him. BRUCE WAYNE.” Insane 😭
The other three wish they had writing as insane as Gotham Knights
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