Chester Cat is judging you @blink_alto
Computer Programmer, Countertenor, caretaker of cats and other mammals. Proud MN DFL since 1981. Vikes almost always almost win. Minnesota Joined January 2011-
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You gotta sit through two hours of conspiracies and lies just to find that one nugget of truth.
You gotta sit through two hours of conspiracies and lies just to find that one nugget of truth.
Would love to see you get the help you need next. You belong in rehab, not Congress.
Would love to see you get the help you need next. You belong in rehab, not Congress.
I can’t think of a bigger baby than DJT.
An AI bot president calling for civil war is about as dystopian as it gets.
An AI bot president calling for civil war is about as dystopian as it gets.
Here’s my current coping strategy: There are many very horrible things happening at once but NOT TO ME RIGHT NOW
So we've got "Stinky" and "Droopy". How many other dwarves does Trump have left before he just rapes the unconscious Snow White?
Chester thinks Charlie Kirk was a dick. I asked him whether being a dick was a capital crime worthy of pew pew, he answered, "is walking across the street a capital crime? I've lost friends that way. Guns are part of the environment, just like cars, coyotes, and winter."
Wondering if the grisly Kirk assassination video will become the new Bud Dwyer video.
Lie down with the dogs, and you get fleas. And by fleas I mean a hole in your neck.
They tend to die.
They tend to die.
MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN!!
Walked by the "WALZ LIES" booth at the MN state fair today. I shouted over "you spelled TRUMP wrong". It took a few seconds for it to register, but by the time they started shouting I was getting a pronto pup.
I hope someone has shown @SecKennedy this chart and explained why it's significant.
There's still a lot of cute animal content, AndAlso human interest stuff here on Xitter. So I stay. AlsoToo, there are a lot of very stupid people in the world, AndAlsoToo, Chester can't get enough. He judges people like swatting a bottle off a table.
Just got back from singing a mass at the St. Paul Cathedral, where they prayed for the victims at Annunciation. The gigantic room was filled with sadness.
Reports are that the Minneapolis shooter was trans. That will be 95% of Fox news coverage.

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