Megan Bauer @blitzkriegbauer
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As I've noted in other threads, not all clothing has to conform to ideals about gendered forms. Outfits can be concealing, unflattering, or even disfiguring. Fashion is more than making men into David and women into Venus. Sometimes, stuff just looks cool! See Comme des Garçons.
How to (actually) stop being impulsive and making choices you regret. A GUIDE:
If it requires, fake smiling. I,m NOT going.. Fuck That. The end..
Yes we know many of you want poorly educated, non-working women whom you can control, abuse, and entrap. You’re the red flag. 🚩
Yes we know many of you want poorly educated, non-working women whom you can control, abuse, and entrap. You’re the red flag. 🚩
having friends of the opposite sex who seriously just love you for who you are and never sexualize you is so important and unfortunately so hard to find
Something that massively increases my trust in people is when I see indications that they are aware of/have done integration around their sociopathic & narcissistic parts (I.e. they are aware/not denying of their capacity to detach from empathy & can tell when it’s happening ).
it’s attractive when someone can educate you on topics you lack knowledge about
Watching Pocahontas so my Native children can sing their favorite song "Savages! Savages! Barely even human!"
When you badly miss your previous job as a chef.
Let me pick up my jaw because what the -
I need to stop robbing myself of sleep. No excuses.
I’m sensing another social media break on the horizon.
feng shui is real. delete photos. delete apps. rearrange some furniture. give some clothes away. delete numbers. make your phone display neater. organize your seasonings. organize your clothes. organize your life so you can think clearer.
Your body is always speaking to you, are you listening?
She is very good at this! 😂
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@pot8um It would probably be a little too on the nose to stick a potato in the tail pipe huh?
@pot8um Look up local sound ordinance laws. And ask the police to take it as an anonymous neighbor complaint of course if you call it in.
Like I’d rather have the old neighbors back with their kids running thru my yard than deal with this shit constantly all the fucking time
What do I do about a neighbor with a shitty souped-up car who sits outside for hours every day and REVS THE SHIT OUT OF IT? OVER & OVER? IT RUMBLES MY HOUSE? It’s a monstrously loud metal can. This is at all hours. I’m stuck in overload from it & can’t focus or work.
Mmmmhm
"It's lonely at the top" Yeah, right. It was lonely at the bottom too.
I’m on a mission to try as many different foods as possible. This month I’ve had Ethiopian and Egyptian. Considering Toronto is the most diverse city in the world what should I try next?
@JessHinrichs Upbeat music. I do not get people that listen to sad music when they're sad.
Omg I found a middle eastern breakfast restaurant 🥰🥰 hummus and foul
10+ years #vegan, I was told I'd be protein deficient but it turns out I've become an absolute plant based tank😆🌱💪
@OkButStill The joke wasn't that she was fat but that > she thought she was in super good shape >she thought it was OK to wear ill fitting stuff that's not work appropiate
@OkButStill @gargamak What do you mean, no? That's exactly what this episode was about.
@OkButStill The joke was not that she was "comically obese" but that her attire was inappropriate for the workplace