Jaek @bockscar

Inappropriate, Judgmental, Impatient, Always a Good Time. Arizona, USA Joined April 2007

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Jaek @bockscar

5 years ago

Writing a new resume might be worse than being stuck in the same dead-end job and dying unhappy.

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Southwest Dad @SocialDadOnline

5 years ago

My daughter says twitter is lame because nobody looks at tweets anyways. I bet her that I could reach 18,000 by tomorrow end of the day. Please help a Dad out this one time. Please retweet, follow and help if possible or I am going to have to upgrade her phone😂😂

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Jaek @bockscar

5 years ago

If I could spend an entire day with a celebrity, dead or alive, I'd definitely pick alive.

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Jaek @bockscar

6 years ago

Why the fuck does the timer on #chopped have fractions of a second?

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Jaek @bockscar

6 years ago

Somewhere in your life, there is an introvert lying and telling you they aren't vaccinated yet.

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Jaek @bockscar

6 years ago

@MarcieStarfleet Star Trek and Star Wars get to stay, Marvel AND LOTR can go -- but that doesn't change anything for me.

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Jaek @bockscar

6 years ago

If you know where you're going to lunch during the work week, and if they have online ordering but you prefer to decide on your meal in the drive thru and hold up the line instead of planning ahead -- you're an asshole.

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Jaek @bockscar

6 years ago

I don't know who needs to hear this, but make sure you set up your OOM before you leave work tonight.

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Steve vs. Ninjas @stevevsninjas

10 years ago

Jesus invited prostitutes to dine with him and he's the light of the world, I do it and I'm "making Thanksgiving awkward."

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Jaek @bockscar

6 years ago

Any car can be a flying car if you drive recklessly enough.

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Jaek @bockscar

6 years ago

#XSXFridgeSweeps

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6 years ago

The one. The only. Xbox Series X Fridge giveaway. Follow and retweet with #XSXFridgeSweeps for a chance to win the Xbox Series X Fridge. Ends 11/04/20. Rules: xbx.lv/3mnFCYi

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Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood

6 years ago

The Dodgers won the World Series after the strike-shortened 1981 season and now they’re going to the World Series in the COVID-shortened 2020 season. What I’m saying is: the Dodgers thrive on suffering, they are assholes, and all of them are going to hell.