H. P. Buttcrack @braindeadDRAMA
the handsome man with athletic thighs. freelance gravedigger. i live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley axe.com eat shit and live Joined February 2010-
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i miss the simpler times like when all the food ate since first grade was alive in our bodies
i don't mind doing laundry and putting it away but screaming into my underwear to get them ready is taking a lot of my time and energy
i'm in a medically induced coma from eating a burrito that was too large
a woman next to me at a concert tonight pulled her breasts out and it SCARED me
is it okay to ask a strange man for a zyn simply because you can see the outline in his pocket?
i feel hopeful. hoping that my beers full #FRIDAY
pleading insanity to get out of paying my tab at Applebees
me and some friends are going to sit around and huff bags of shit until we get high and see things if you wanna stop by
while everyone is distracted you could confess to something like being really into feet and people probably wouldn't even notice
i do believe that if i saw myself during sex from the pov of the person I’m having the sex with i would end my life
sippin on a lil of that blue liquid from the paper towel commercials just to take the edge off
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