"Are We Still Talking About The Same Thing?" @brianmckim
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New term: "SwissInformation" Garbage tweets with lots of holes.
New term: "SwissInformation" Garbage tweets with lots of holes.
People momentarily mystified by history = Deer caught in the taillights.
The shitholification of California continues as Sen. Josh Newman, a California state rep pushes legislation to get rid of CLEAR because equity. Claims it ain't right that rich folks can pay $16/mo to go to a TSA express lane. Equity, Vonnegut Orwell, Bergeron, misery for all.
In Australia, freedom of speech circles the drain in the opposite direction.
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I like to toss this out on occasion. "...and can even be source of infection when not used correctly." That pain in your neck? It's "Medical Whiplash," also known as "Authority Whiplash," a condition caused by conflicting information from multiple, formerly credible sources.
It's reassuring to see a clown like this get his ass handed to him in the comments.
It's reassuring to see a clown like this get his ass handed to him in the comments.
The next time someone asks for a good argument against public funding of NPR, reply, "Katherine Maher."
See below, resume of NPR's new boss. Perpetual dunce Katie Couric thinks folks are "anti-intellectual." No. They're anti-elite.
Katie Couric is such an intellectual she doesn't know the difference between jealousy and envy.
If all of the schools, except South Carolina, recruited trans players, Dawn Staley wouldn't be able to coach her way out of the 1st round...and she knows it's true. #NCAAChampionship #SaveWomensSports #DawnStaley #cai
I predict a record number of scorched retinas on Monday. Why? Because the "Don't look directly at the eclipse" message has been relegated to fourth or fifth behind insipid messages about cash, gas and supplies.
Another embarrassing Temple alum.
Another embarrassing Temple alum.
If a Disney cruise goes down, only tech journalists who work for Bloomberg will be dumb enough to follow insipid rules or expect rational people to follow them.
"I'll take headlines that make absolutely no sense for $500, Alex."
"I'll take headlines that make absolutely no sense for $500, Alex."
This probably means there can be no negotiated deal with Putin. The alliance must 'win' the war. reuters.com/world/europe/u…
I'm detecting a pattern. "Life" produces carbon dioxide. I would advise you to shove your "new study" up your ass, if doing so didn't "produce" so much carbon dioxide.
I'm detecting a pattern. "Life" produces carbon dioxide. I would advise you to shove your "new study" up your ass, if doing so didn't "produce" so much carbon dioxide.
Okay. Now, dogs have "long covid." And owners want their vets to mask. No shots otherwise. Good luck enrolling them poochies in a public school!
Okay. Now, dogs have "long covid." And owners want their vets to mask. No shots otherwise. Good luck enrolling them poochies in a public school!
I have seen the destruction of mountains, lakes and pristine waterways all in the name of #GreenEnergy. A recent report by the Blacksmith Institute identifies the mining industry as the second-most-polluting industry in the world. Soon to be Number # 1 Why? Green energy.
They're trying another lockdown. Don't let them.
They're trying another lockdown. Don't let them.
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Sure, maybe these students are protesting because they want "to uphold that sacred principle that every life is worthy and the murder of none shall pass in silence". Maybe they care about that principle a lot and that's why they're protesting. Or maybe the fact that these same…
Today marks a historic occasion. By seizing control of Hamilton Hall, students at Columbia University have anchored in historical memory the nexus between the horrors inflicted in Vietnam that was the hallmark of my generation with the horrors inflicted in Gaza that is the…
Debut Video: "Christopher On The RoXX" @MTVatX is grateful to have an opportunity and a Tool such as X, to Teach ANYONE how to Play Guitar, in The World. This is UN-Chartered territory, and I'm not limited to Just here in Sunny Florida, but to all X subscribers who have Always…
I grew up in the '70's so, when I see the word "bougie" I read it as "boogie" which leads to confusion and eventual disappointment when I realize my error. Anything boogie is so much more fun than anything bougie.
@rockmom @SwissWatchGuy He can. There's nothing that forbids it, contrary to popular belief.
@ohJuliatweets He's right. Woke ism & PC are the antithesis of culture, humor, fun, and life.
@ejwwest @GeraldKutney They are ushering in their wet dream of global government, digital ID and social credit system under the guise of a ‘climate emergency’, it’s so obvious even blind Freddy can see it coming
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@primalpoly @cloverhogan What would the world do without empty-headed 24 year old privileged white female activists?
Every generation thinks they can do Communism the right way. This time, the useful idiots are young, affluent white women. In her idealized version of Rocky, he would not get a shot at the title but would continue his miserable existence, living in squalor.
She’s saying “help build the Revolutionary Communists of America” in the Birthplace of America- Philadelphia. She is standing at the foot of the Philadelphia Museum of Art (near the Rocky statue) in Philadelphia, PA saying all of this on behalf of an org that idolizes…
I had a hen who could count her own eggs. She was a mathemachicken.
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Ladies, if you believe this nonsense, you need to take an IQ test. #Election2024
Dems release campaign ad depicting Alabama law enforcement forcing women to take pregnancy tests
Sure, adding ice to a single malt scotch is sacrilege but when you get to be my age, you have to start making considerations for your long term health. #DrinkMoreWater
@brianmckim Sex diaries and driving your wife to suicide?
@Cancelcloco Did the CIA elect Joe Biden?
The left gets super passionate about the importance of women's sports when they can exploit it for the imaginary pay gap narrative. Then it's, 'women deserve this!,' and, 'women deserve THATUH!!' RESPECT THE WOOMUNSUH
How is this a shock to anyone? This was the norm pre-viral-panic (when immunocompromised people also existed, as did various community-acquired, opportunistic pathogens.) No one disputed that walking into a bank with a mask on presented a security risk (and usually triggered a…
My bf recently walked into his bank to get a new debit card but they refused to serve him until he took his mask off. Even after he said he was immunocompromised and deposited $ to his account in the drive-through AND got his face recorded on the camera outside — they still…
I just paid $49,000 for this on eBay. It’s a rare one.
The Left cares nothing about the truth… It only wants power.
The line isn't Left vs Right. It's "the truth matters" versus "the truth is what we need it to be." That's the epistemological line between good and evil.
@brianmckim [resists urge to just keep typing "yet"]
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