Mike Golden @burntson

Dad, die hard Longhorn, Director of Advocacy @utexaslaw Austin, Texas Joined June 2009

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Mike Golden @burntson

2 years ago

@LeaKThompson Already done!

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2 years ago

@dieworkwear So, I definitely don’t have “the suit guy murders some guy on Twitter” on my bingo card today, but really that was my mistake.

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Retweet this if, and only if, your favorite team is still undefeated in the SEC. 🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾 @TexasFootball @TexasFootball @TexasFootball

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Mike Golden @burntson

2 years ago

@lee_kovarsky I will listen to these fools complain about immigration as soon as even 1 of them demonstrates they understand how our immigration system actually works. “Fast-tracking to citizenship,” eh? Tell me how many steps there are in the process & the average time between each, please.

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Mike Golden @burntson

2 years ago

@ReichlinMelnick Also, asylees do not “become citizens within 5 years.” They have to apply to become legal permanent residents first (which takes years) and then are eligible to seek citizenship after they have been LPRs for five years.

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Mike Golden @burntson

2 years ago

@Policentos @greggnunziata 1. The Manhattan DA’s office is not the “justice department.” 2. The actual justice Department prosecuted Hunter Biden. How is he a political opponent of the president?

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Mike Golden @burntson

2 years ago

@LoewyLawFirm It’s funny to hear @NateSilver538 harp on this now. I’m a fan but this sounds like him trying hard to gain “I told you so” cred. When he backed Shapiro, he also said that VP picks had little impact on their home state, and that the impact was even smaller in a big state like PA.

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Mike Golden @burntson

2 years ago

@RGIII I could’ve asked for… an inch better. Signed, a guy with Lamar Jackson and Justin Tucker on his fantasy team.

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UTexasLaw @UTexasLaw

2 years ago

There's no better place to learn than Texas Law. But don't take our word for it—hear what our students have to say! #HookEm youtube.com/watch?v=Bh0H_9…

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Mike Golden @burntson

2 years ago

@PrevailandRide Kyle Field: a venue so hostile that even the Aggies have a hard time winning there.

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2 years ago

@LoewyLawFirm The man himself. RIP.

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2 years ago

@CoryInFortWorth @LoewyLawFirm Congratulations!!!

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Mike Golden @burntson

2 years ago

@greggnunziata I am laughing inside at how many people are viewing this tweet and assuming (incorrectly, of course) that you, of all people, are endorsing short pants.

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Mike Golden @burntson

2 years ago

@steve_vladeck @GeorgetownLaw You’ll be missed around here but the Blue and Gray are lucky to have you. Say hi to our mock trial team when they head up there in November. Hoya!

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Mike Golden @burntson

2 years ago

@AoDespair This is the funniest tweet I’ve seen today. I’d like to thank your parents, Ayn Rand and God.

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2 years ago

@mcuban Amen @mcuban !!!

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2 years ago

@SirJeremyLondon Thank you, Jeremy!

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2 years ago

@ElLockeLawGroup Still not quite enough “ever”.

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Mike Golden @burntson

2 years ago

@strowhiro Especially when writing to OC or a government investigator, when you are done (before you put the addressee’s email adresss in), read it one last time. Identify your favorite sentence. The one you can’t wait for them to read. Strongly consider deleting it.