Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar
Film junkie. Fake writer. Punthusiast. Mostly harmless. Forever oscillating between hopeful and cynical. Vancouver, BC Joined December 2008-
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anytime I see someone in public holding their phone horizontally in front of their mouth and talking on it in speaker mode, I just want to smack it out of their hands as hard as I possibly can
anytime I see someone in public holding their phone horizontally in front of their mouth and talking on it in speaker mode, I just want to smack it out of their hands as hard as I possibly can
no one: the band War from an alternate zombie universe: why can’t we eat Fred? why can’t we eat Fred? why can’t we eat Fred? why can’t we eat Fred?
ducks any duck, don’t care could watch ducks do duck things forever world’s best bird, don’t @ me
ducks any duck, don’t care could watch ducks do duck things forever world’s best bird, don’t @ me
If you see this, post a trio
If you see this, post a trio https://t.co/boS9kViynf
just once, when my parents were introducing me to members of our extended family I hadn’t met before
just once, when my parents were introducing me to members of our extended family I hadn’t met before
doctor: I’m afraid your newborn baby has massive feet, just huge freak feet. my medical recommendation is that you try to sell those regular size never worn baby shoes hemingway: okay fine but nobody better read too much into this
imagine someone trying to get you to settle, to want to hate the same person every day for the rest of your life. I could never, that sounds dreadful, I have so much more to give
imagine someone trying to get you to settle, to want to hate the same person every day for the rest of your life. I could never, that sounds dreadful, I have so much more to give
"money can't buy happiness" okay how'd you like to fund my longitudinal study, I just need five million dollars and we can meet back up in forty years to review the results
Rene Descartes, famous for (1) mathematics, (2) philosophy, and (3) deciding halfway through changing that maybe he doesn't actually want to go to the gym today
Rene Descartes, famous for (1) mathematics, (2) philosophy, and (3) deciding halfway through changing that maybe he doesn't actually want to go to the gym today
Who can't say where the road goes? Where the day flows? Only mimes
First thing that came to mind this time around, weirdly
First thing that came to mind this time around, weirdly https://t.co/y3lK61iP4E
The Ring (2002)
The Ring (2002)
the joker: (doing a little dance) eh heh heh heh heeeeeeeeh, no one can— the jokest: (already doing a littler dance)
the joker: (doing a little dance) eh heh heh heh heeeeeeeeh, no one can— the jokest: (already doing a littler dance)
ADHD is watching Fallout and missing out on three seconds of a scene every single time Walton Goggins shows up because I have to think about this tweet again
Is Anya Taylor-Joy a questionable pick for a young Furiosa? Yeah sure, could be. But I’ll defend it to the death over a digitally de-aged Charlize Theron
oh shit it’s almost 2007
The Net (1995)
Thanks for keeping me in the loop, Twitter. Don’t know what I would’ve done if I’d missed this
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im butger
I think about things like this when people want to apply AI to critical tasks without testing or human intervention. And you should, too.
I once worked for a Japanese guy, anyway he did this to me and I just happily accepted the lack of work for weeks if not months before he fired me directly
A handful of Italians could bring the Japanese system to its knees.
"How do you handle stressful situations?" Me:
@cactuarlar I don't have a picture on hand, but it's Jeferson Twilight, The Alchemist. And Doctor Orpheus.
@cactuarlar More people really need to see this one
In the 80s you could shield your death star but you can't anymore because of ewoks
“let’s go indoor rock climbing” yeah that sounds great maybe after that we can watch outdoor tv
Just watched Jaws II. The first hour is Roy Schneider trying to convince everyone there's another shark. It would have been a brilliant film if there hadn't been
This is so fucking funny holy shit
“This is the fifth time we have made a Playstation with no games and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.”
Sketches from the previous posts were combined in a new poster. It will perfectly fit my kitchen I guess.
me: so a "california stop" is illegal. and a "rolling stop" is illegal. but a "california roll" is a delicious treat anton chigurh seeing another car coming: Nevermind. Just go.
oh my god, this email ❤️❤️❤️
*sees Tarantino get misquoted* You Bitch Mother Fucker *sees war supported on flimsy pretenses* Wlel, that's his beliefs and I respect that
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