Captain Obvious @captobviou
I think this Twitter thing is going to catch on. San Francisco Joined April 2014-
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Betch'er bottom dollar indeed, you sagely sprite of sorcery!!
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I'm beginning to think that lil bitch was right...the sun WILL in fact come up tomorrow.
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Quack to my 1st follower @captobviou #muchlove
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The wheels on the bus do, in fact, go 'round and 'round.
This statement, while entertaining, is not scientifically backed.
Despite what you may initially believe, this is not a duck.
Portugal is a country. It is smaller than the United States.
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@AshleyLaurenD Hahaha, a unique perspective, but to each their own. ;-)
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