CapMor @captws05
I’ve spent my whole life in clouds at icy altitudes Joined October 2011-
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The real reason Elmo spent $44 billion to buy Twitter? To prevent you from retweeting this embarrassing pre-hair transplant photo:
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Every day is small-d day in the Watters household.
jesse: if i found out my wife secretly voted for harris, "that's the same thing as having an affair... that violates the sanctity of our marriage... that would be D Day"
@120Revisited Guadalcanal Diary was awesome, saw them at the Metro in Chicago in maybe 90-91-ish. Great pop from Georgia.
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29 taunting the crowd instead of making a play #BearDown
Jokes are supposed to be funny, right? This guy is a jagoff.
Trump rally speaker goes on vile racist tirade against Latinos
@ashtonpittman Hope this helps him mdes.ms.gov/unemployment-c…
@WestLoopTom youtu.be/XDfYKbcCQyY Not the Cal City Barnaby’s, but there is a Barnaby’s in this one.
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If this gets 10K retweets I’ll take out the West Coast
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