Wet Willy Himself @catnipscatnaps

Gay Area Graduate 🐈‍⬛🕸♓️ Grass Valley, CA Joined July 2021

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Wet Willy Himself @catnipscatnaps

4 weeks ago

My nanny kids are excited about their idea to make a candy salad but "instead of candy we can do snacks with goldfish and nuts and pretzels etc." I do not have the heart to break it to them that theyve invented fucking trail mix

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Wet Willy Himself @catnipscatnaps

3 months ago

The amount my husband respects you is directly correlated with how many times you're willing to check/answer your phone in a movie theatre

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Wet Willy Himself @catnipscatnaps

3 months ago

My husband is a berry good husband ❤️

Kael Newton 🖤 @KaelNewton

3 months ago

My husband is a berry good husband ❤️

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Wet Willy Himself @catnipscatnaps

5 months ago

oh no! I've outgrown this playlist :(

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Wet Willy Himself @catnipscatnaps

5 months ago

I can tell it's rained because of the deep aching in my knee also it's wet outside

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Wet Willy Himself @catnipscatnaps

5 months ago

It's true I felt like a King and dipped that sweet babe for a kiss fuck gender roles

Kael Newton 🖤 @KaelNewton

5 months ago

It's true I felt like a King and dipped that sweet babe for a kiss fuck gender roles

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Kael Newton 🖤 @KaelNewton

5 months ago

Couldn’t be me 🤷🏼‍♂️😍

Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran

5 months ago

Couldn’t be me 🤷🏼‍♂️😍

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Wet Willy Himself @catnipscatnaps

6 months ago

Real line from my bachelorette : "Um, that GUY is Dr. Phil as an eminem"

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Wet Willy Himself @catnipscatnaps

6 months ago

My old stepmum reached out to say she actually isn't going to make it to my wedding (she has been rsvp'd for two months now) because she still friends with my abuser and already took time off for his wedding within the same 2 week period as mine and you know PTO is so hard to get

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cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic

6 months ago

christina ricci on snl’s goth talk, 1999

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doctor worm @awaitingtrial

6 months ago

Children of divorce telling you about their dad’s house

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michael @FilledwithUrine

6 months ago

“april fools” so im a fool because you betrayed my trust? im a fool for holding what you say with complete sincerity? i’m not the fool, you are

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Wet Willy Himself @catnipscatnaps

7 months ago

Working late while my husband is at a bar watching the game. The pain is real

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Wet Willy Himself @catnipscatnaps

8 months ago

Please dont approach me at the gym for any reason I promise my rage from childhood trauma getting me through each set and talkin to me will get you the ass whooping my dad deserved all those years ago