Chris Burn @chrisburn96
Singer-guitarist and footballer UK Joined March 2013-
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“Just because everyone has apparently forgotten the Beatles, doesn’t mean you can just pass their stuff as your own. It’s basically just theft and there’s no room for dishonesty in my book, there’s kids watching. It’s embarrassing.”
@MartinSLewis Anyone else unable to login to their account? It keeps redirecting me to a 'forgot your password' page and I'm stuck in a loop
“I once got booked for pretending to be a Seagull after scoring a penalty”
‘Money Saving Expert’ Martin Lewis warns buying half-price wrapping paper in January for next Christmas is a gamble. “You might die in June,” he said
Jesus had King Herod rattled from day one. Rent free. A baby rattling a grown man he'd never met. Embarrassing.
Martin Lewis says if you burst into tears at the supermarket, saying you forgot your bags for life, staff will often give you a couple for free. “Obviously it’s a bit embarrassing blubbing like a baby in the middle of Tesco but the savings are worth it,” he said
Old but gold
To test the nation’s excitement at the re-release of Back to Bedlam, I went to Coventry… jamesblunt.lnk.to/BTB-20years
Guys using a tea towel to portray women.
I have no idea what I just watched, but that might be the best goal celebration of all time... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
THIS WINS THE DAY!!!! x.com/TheKiffness/st…
I mean why not x.com/wufcoffical/st…
What’s next? A comp of Pele to the Scooby Doo theme tune? A non Barclays player to a song which came out this year has single handedly ruined the trend. Cheers
@AliceTalksFooty When you say 'money saved in wages' does that (1) just include wages saved from players leaving or (2) have you netted off the impact of wages for the players we have signed? If (1) then not a true reflection really.
Absolutely buzzing to have picked up 4 Oasis tickets from a guy advertising on Facebook. Poor bloke got them on early release but can’t go because of his brother’s wedding, money transferred. Let’s go
avril lavigne first drafts
She’s an Olympian. He plays for St Mirren. He’s lucky that she checks the results on an app.
Surely one of these blokes has an unfair advantage on the water? #Olympics2024
This Mitchell and Webb sketch will always be hilarious. You see it coming a mile off and it still pays off 😂😂
I’m sorry but all these joke candidates are deeply unfunny and make a mockery of our electoral system… but anyway enough about Rees Mogg, how did baked bean head man get on
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Father Ted Quote of t... @FrTedQOTD
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Roy Keane's Film Revi... @roykeanereviews
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