O! @collapsing_star
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my upstairs neighbors have the life i want. they wake up on a Saturday morning, fall out of bed, and then drop and knock over literally everything they own for 6 or 19 hours. good christ that is the fucking life
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The President is incorrect about how we choose Person of the Year. TIME does not comment on our choice until publication, which is December 6.
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Let me get this straight: you're harassing a 19 year-old college freshman for doing something that is neither illegal nor harmful to anyone else while the sexual predator in the Oval Office continues to endorse a pedophile who was banned from the local YMCA for hitting on kids?
Let me get this straight: you're harassing a 19 year-old college freshman for doing something that is neither illegal nor harmful to anyone else while the sexual predator in the Oval Office continues to endorse a pedophile who was banned from the local YMCA for hitting on kids?
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Protestors troll Trump with "Welcome to Kenya" signs during Hawaii visit hill.cm/pGSvMx7
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Making a list in Word 1. Word plz make me a list 2. No wait what are you d 2. 2. wtf is this c. no this isn't what • WTF
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Life: Welcome to Struggle Street. This will be your home now. Me: Oh, ok. Cool. That makes sense.
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In #PuertoRico, only 5 percent of electrical grid has been repaired & 50 percent of population has no running water. vox.com/policy-and-pol…
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ron johnson has accepted more than 1.3 million+ dollars from gun rights groups
ron johnson has accepted more than 1.3 million+ dollars from gun rights groups
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There is more we can do, and we need to do it. Love to my hometown. #VegasStrong
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Happy 25th anniversary @BarackObama. A quarter of a century later, you're still my best friend & the most extraordinary man I know. I 💕 you.
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You would? And why would that be?
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What a grim world this is, when a friend texts to say they're on lockdown during a shooting, and you're not sure which shooting it is.
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Every patient in an ICU unit in Puerto Rico died Let me repeat: Every patient in an ICU unit in Puerto Rico died It’s apocalyptic there.
Every patient in an ICU unit in Puerto Rico died Let me repeat: Every patient in an ICU unit in Puerto Rico died It’s apocalyptic there.
both my father and my sister are dead because of guns and I would like to plunge in now
both my father and my sister are dead because of guns and I would like to plunge in now
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Americans killed on 9/11: 2,996 Days it took Congress to authorize war:3 Americans killed by guns in 2017: 11,652 Days in 2017 so far:275
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