Constancia @constanciadante

London, England Joined April 2013

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soul nate @MNateShyamalan

5 years ago

british cooking shows: tell us about this wee tart youve made, the crust is just lovely american cooking shows: we’ve replaced your knives with philips head screwdrivers & released raccoons in the kitchen. the clock is set for 30 seconds, please bake us peace in the middle east

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soul nate @MNateShyamalan

5 years ago

are you serious

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Hayden. @yruhayden

5 years ago

DO NOT VOTE FOR KANYE WEST— it’s a tactic to get millennials to split democratic votes away from Biden so MAGA can get 4 more years in. We all know Kanye and Trump are homies, don’t be stupid and give them what they want.

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#painfullyhappy 🥀 @officialnanette

5 years ago

The children in Yemen eat cooked leaves while the rich coat their chicken wings in gold. Won’t you look at capitalism.

Insider Food @insiderfood

6 years ago

The children in Yemen eat cooked leaves while the rich coat their chicken wings in gold. Won’t you look at capitalism.

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Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer

6 years ago

Jacob Rees-Mogg's Coronavirus advice in full: -keep opium in your snuffbox -always have a leech handy -take 60 drops of laudanum before vespers -medicated vapours on the morrow after the sabbath -cocaine and bed

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Palmwine Papi @bolu_tietie

5 years ago

There's a reason why he's the only sibling with a full head of hair

The Sun @TheSun

5 years ago

There's a reason why he's the only sibling with a full head of hair

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Dan Walker @mrdanwalker

5 years ago

We all want to look back at lockdown and think we have done something constructive and meaningful👇🏻

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Amelia Dimoldenberg @ameliadimz

5 years ago

Prince Andrew, you’re next.

ITV News @itvnews

5 years ago

Prince Andrew, you’re next.

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Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran

5 years ago

Person having the worst day today: outside my house, the driver of the W5 has accidentally pressed the "THIS BUS IS UNDER ATTACK - PLEASE DIAL 999" announcement button, and doesn't know how to cancel it. It broadcasts from a speaker on the roof.

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Kevin McHale @druidDUDE

5 years ago

White. Domestic. Terrorists.

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Baby K. @KSSOX

5 years ago

And May they continue to fall untill I buy mine, Amen

Reuters @Reuters

5 years ago

And May they continue to fall untill I buy mine, Amen

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SNARKYMARKY @snarkeigh

5 years ago

i keep seeing people say “i have breathing problems so i can’t wear a mask.” miranda, if that’s the case, YOU ARE HIGH RISK! why are you strolling around at the mall for, if you have “breathing problems”? wear a mask or don’t go out.

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drewfromtv @DrewFromTV

5 years ago

They look like they’re dressed as white people for Halloween

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moll @mollythough

5 years ago

How SAD is it that people can’t have a peaceful vigil for the most peaceful boy I’ve ever heard of.... who’s idea was it to send SWAT into a violin vigil?!

Read Starting Somewhere @JPHilllllll

5 years ago

How SAD is it that people can’t have a peaceful vigil for the most peaceful boy I’ve ever heard of.... who’s idea was it to send SWAT into a violin vigil?!

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Karl Jacoby @karl_jacoby

5 years ago

One more time--it takes over a century for a saguaro to grow "arms." This cactus that was just destroyed for the border wall may be older than the border itself.

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matilda :) @pierrochial

5 years ago

The fact that skint students are donating their money to causes like the Yemen crisis while Bezos could solve it with just his fucking pocket change I feel sick