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excellent journalism: “the spatula has a limited history as a weapon.”
i guess my new thing is that i add miso to everything
funny moments in movies i think about constantly: 1) chad michael murray not being able to recognize hilary duff in this tiny mask in 'a cinderella story'
why does @glenpowell keep getting roles?
how unfortunate for @HaleyJoelOsment
new level of “what i’m doing at 3am” achieved: satellite google mapping homes of the absurdly wealthy in calabasas to guess which belong to kardashians. insane tho right!!!
“recreate the tampon scene in fifty shades of grey but with a diva cup” is a note i have in my phone under “blog ideas” @FiftyShades @TheDivaCup @E_L_James #dontmindthesuction #wishicouldphoneticallyspelloutthesound #shlurp #kinda
today my mom said to me “your tinfoil usage is starting to concern me.” which is true i’ve really been out of control lately. BUT the upside here is i feel like there are worse things she could be concerned about!!!!!!
biggest mistake of our generation was not casting #tildaswinton as @voldemort
something about me is that i absolutely love @RealChalamet memes. ugh god like the spindly medieval shoes one? classic. anything about his skinny little frame and ridiculously wavy hair…lay it on me. such a sucker for t chal laughs!!!
@liceufranco Que tipo de pai com um pouco de discernimento mantém um filho nesse local?
GUYSSSS I KEEP GETTING HACKED! why!!! i’m just a lowly little twitter acct srsly who wants to hack me
sorry! if i @ you i guess i was hacked?! strange.
something that concerns me is when i ask for an extra 10min leg massage at the nail salon...are they adding that 10min to the minutes i should already be getting in my regular pedicure? bc it’s only fair!!!!!
dude just came into nail salon saying “i wanted to get a gift certificate for my girlfriend for valentine’s day.” (so sweet!) the nail technician asked “how much do you want it for?” the dude said “idk...however much for...i think she likes ‘pedicures’? is that the foot one?”
opinion: something great would be if nail salons had some neutral sized loose sweat pants you can put on for yr pedicure when u accidentally wear your tightest jeans and can barely roll them up three inches. bc i want that full leg massage do u feel me????
you know what they say...bros disclose.
@benhiggi i take shoes off bc i normally wear boots on a flight nd they take up the most space in a bag. plus i wanna be comfortable and i have good foot hygiene. i ALWAYS wear socks bc i dont want my feet touch any grody airplane floors& i put my shoes on to walk the aisles or use the lav
The Morning Thunder �... @storminthemorn
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Red Wagon Bakery @redwagonbakery
21 Followers 35 Following Bakery and coffee shop in Canaan, NH offering cookies, breads, muffins, cakes, pies, etc., select breakfast and lunch items and a full espresso menu.
PLEN @PLENNetwork
4K Followers 4K Following The Public Leadership Education Network’s (PLEN) mission is to empower, educate, and engage women and marginalized gender groups in public policy.
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167 Followers 2K Following passionate about people, mobility & the planet.
D @llqndl
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138 Followers 3K Following Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe
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Emily @bunny__927
87 Followers 216 Following I'm picking up what you're laying down. Roller derby / Engineer / FLX
Mindy Johnson @min_d_j
4K Followers 4K Following Instructional designer, gamer, educator, #EdTech & #a11y junkie, #UDLchat co-founder.
Sarah Howard @smhowards
83 Followers 198 Following Always dreaming of food. PR for Praytell. Views are all mine.
Flavia Benson @flavia_benson
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mariah mariah mariah @mRiah
7K Followers 484 Following pop culture truther | writer | one third of #SmithSistersLive on @RadioAndySXM | host of seasons 1&3 of Spectacle pod | #KUWTKE retiree | she/her
Julia Leavitt @JP_Leavitt
109 Followers 291 Following
Emma Link @weelinkster
113 Followers 242 Following And what does Sorrow care // For the rosemary // or the marigolds there?
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119 Followers 336 Following An archive of things I think are meaningful. Soon to come: https://t.co/JeqY4AjYvM
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205 Followers 1K Following 29, ct, sports broadcaster, big weather fan, sports fan.YANKEES,PATS
C @ChappaquaCafe
68 Followers 223 Following
Aura Bora @drinkaurabora
1K Followers 1K Following WELCOME TO AURA BORA LAND 🌸🐸🌈 sparkling waters made from herbs, fruits, & flowers Seen in @bonappetit @vice @rollingstone and @ABCsharktank 👀🦈
Crumbl @crumbl
1.6M Followers 2 Following Bringing friends and family together over the best desserts in the world. 🍪
Red Wagon Bakery @redwagonbakery
21 Followers 35 Following Bakery and coffee shop in Canaan, NH offering cookies, breads, muffins, cakes, pies, etc., select breakfast and lunch items and a full espresso menu.
The Marginalian (form... @brainpickings
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Emily @bunny__927
87 Followers 216 Following I'm picking up what you're laying down. Roller derby / Engineer / FLX
Elizabeth Strano @elizabethstrano
73 Followers 178 Following ✌️❤😊 Dancer ~ Barkeep ~ Coffee Addict ~ Tattoo Aficionado ~ Word Nerd
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100 Followers 133 Following
Maria Popova @themarginalian
839K Followers 355 Following Reader. Writer. Creator of The Marginalian (long ago named Brain Pickings). Author of #Figuring. Lover of trees. Petter of moss. Rider of a cobalt blue bicycle.
Cynthia Nixon @CynthiaNixon
223K Followers 545 Following Tony, Emmy and Grammy award winning actor, lifelong New Yorker and progressive advocate.
Phoebe Robinson @dopequeenpheebs
68K Followers 2K Following President of #ThotNaysh; Stand-Up Comedy is My Tru Love Founder: @TinyRepBooks & Tiny Reparations Productions Get tixs to my Messy AF Tour 👇🏾
John Cleese @JohnCleese
5.1M Followers 220 Following Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer
jonny sun @jonnysun
450K Followers 2K Following tv writer (bojack horseman; mrs. davis; a new netflix series) & nyt best selling author (goodbye, again; gmorning gnight; everyones a aliebn). (he/him)
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Kate Berlant @kateberlant
71K Followers 786 Following My standup special "Parmesan" premieres on HBO 10/16 Maddie's Secret Cinnamon in the Wind/ Hulu Would It Kill You to Laugh?/ Peacock
Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes
1.1M Followers 844 Following 2026 Ben Schwartz & Friends Improv tour is up and running. Get tix using the link below. The Earliest Show TV series is coming soon. Sonic 4 premieres 3/19/27.
Derrick Richard @Derrick_NYC
4K Followers 4K Following The official twitter account of Derrick Richard. Expert at knowing the NYC Subway System.
Julie Klausner @julieklausner
107K Followers 3K Following I created #DifficultPeople & co-host @DoubleThreatPod. Other things too. She/her. Jewish. I hate it here.
billy eichner @billyeichner
1.9M Followers 2K Following 4x Emmy nom for Billy on the Street. Bros, American Crime Story, American Horror Story, The Lion King, Difficult People, Parks and Rec. Bros is now on Amazon.
mariah mariah mariah @mRiah
7K Followers 484 Following pop culture truther | writer | one third of #SmithSistersLive on @RadioAndySXM | host of seasons 1&3 of Spectacle pod | #KUWTKE retiree | she/her
Brie Larson @brielarson
2.8M Followers 181 Following Actor / Mushroom Forager / SCUBA Certified Diver / Scientific American Subscriber / Dog Mom / Captain Marvel / Generally Stoked / Party Person
D @llqndl
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November Project NYC @Nov_Project_NYC
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252K Followers 971 Following Like a raccoon with a blueprint. Died in 2010 of an AVM. “The Crowd Sorcerer Tour”- tickets on my website. Have you seen Gorburger? Look it up.
Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn
2.5M Followers 3K Following I didn’t pay for twitter blue. My new special Night Thoughts is out NOW on @hulu.
Kristen Schaal @kristenschaaled
792K Followers 1K Following Comedian,actress, she/her. https://t.co/F8dZfOVJrt thanks, Carlie Hoke for writing it.
Chad Johnson @ochocinco
3.0M Followers 7K Following McDonalds is cheaper than therapy & never forget you’re paying for sex indirectly but the word “relationship” changes the narrative.
billybobdogmob @billybobdogmob
213 Followers 905 Following
Benjamin Higgins @benhiggi
323K Followers 800 Following sweetly broken, wholly surrendered | Co-Founder ➡️ https://t.co/e7URTsBsdE | Author, Podcast Host, Speaker ➡️ https://t.co/KuWEyWszk2
threemileslost @threemileslost
53 Followers 250 Following Hello! We're Three Miles Lost, the all female a cappella group at Hobart and William Smith Colleges! #3ML
BuzzFeed Community @BuzzFeeders
57K Followers 232 Following the voice of buzzfeed's community. let's get weird 👽
Mike Birbiglia @birbigs
544K Followers 1K Following My new standup special, The Old Man & The Pool, is available on Netflix. Currently on tour in a city near you.
Paul Scheer @paulscheer
647K Followers 3K Following 📺 Black Monday | The League | Human Giant NTSF:SD:SUV & Other Stuff 📖 Joyful Recollections of Trauma 💻 DARK WEB YT 🎧 @hdtgm @unspooledpod 📝 Substack
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1.1M Followers 990 Following Join me in supporting blood cancer research at Memorial Sloan Kettering 👇
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1.2M Followers 2K Following One of the Greats. Brooklyn Nine Nine. Music on all streaming. Suki in Sing 2. She/her/model https://t.co/HYHFFeNb87
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Morgan Gilbard @MorganGilbard
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