iamthelizardqueen @corucialady
Joined January 2023-
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He is afraid of Outside. He steals EVERYTHING. If he was human he'd be diagnosed w anxiety, adhd and autism. But he is my best friend, I love him with all my heart and I could NEVER kill him for not meeting my expectations. U utter, utter, utter cunt!
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Me when ppl tell me they have a big ackie😆😆
High me gets super attracted to men I can never meet
Dude looks about 14!!!! Does ur mommy know what u post online, m'boy???
Wheres Waldo wasnt my original vision, yet here we are
Its 4.55 in the morning. Im only up to walk the dog. Craving bacon...
My beautiful Bette girl was in the mood for some pets and a chat today❤️
The thing they dont tell u abt weightloss; all ur cute panties will look like granny panties coz of all the surplus fabric. Time to do some shopping!
See- I went to Goody's. It was, in fact, anything BUT good.
I need to go live in a hole without internet. I can't stand gullable ppl being impressed by loud imbeciles any longer!
Its dandelion season!!!!
Ppl are freaking out , again, over danes letting their babies nap outside. Its safe to do so here- babies arent harmed or stolen!!
Its time to dig out my old tshirt w this print. Oh Alan❤️
Every. Fucking. Time
Im so tired of being sick!!! 3.5 weeks of bronchitis this far
Is Sir comfy?
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Men: we can't wait for sex robots so we can be as brutal as we want & never have to talk to women Women: 🤷♀️ Women: I fear a bear less than I do men Men: 🤬🤬🤬
Travis says, “It’s too fuckin’ windy! But Imma still eat all deez damelions..” nom nom. 😂🤙🛹🐢
To clear the palate after learning Kristi Noem kills dogs, I’m posting a picture of my dog, the very worthless Honey Switchblade (very bad hunter I mean why does this noodle even exist?) Feel free to do the same.
Mochiko chicken. Got the recipe from a buddy Hawaiian grandma.
Can’t do up last year’s summer frocks (not that we have any sunshine or warmth yet) so splashed out on 2 new ones just because you only live once and all that.
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Alright on the way to the hospital now
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