🐀 @crlgbrlck
incredibly online • she/her Joined March 2009-
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i’m not sure how it happened or why it happened but somehow i have become the local Jehovah Witness wedding photographer
first wedding of the szn was a success 🥲
did it take me 3.5 hours to get to cleveland? yes. was it worth it? also yes.
this hits so hard! ❤️🔥
THEY WENT TO SEE HER SCHOOL MUSICAL 😭😭😭😭
one photoshoot and one night in NYC my ass is out here looking up studio apartments in manhattan
the terminally online partner explaining the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience and Kate Middleton situation to your blissfully offline partner:
she is beauty, she is grace
Some people expand their minds with Ayahuasca… I expand MY mind with “Iowa Ska.”
Please stop letting Tesla owners be Uber drivers how the Fuck do I get out
BREAKING: people aren’t in love with TV that’s unceremoniously chopped halfway through, 6 episodes long with a bottle ep centered on a totally new character, takes 3 years off between seasons, or a combo platter of all of the above
BREAKING: people aren’t in love with TV that’s unceremoniously chopped halfway through, 6 episodes long with a bottle ep centered on a totally new character, takes 3 years off between seasons, or a combo platter of all of the above
It was a bisexual awakening, you had to be there.
Jeff Goldblum looks like a fan who’s on the big screen for the first time in his life😂
why does her dress look like prosciutto
why does her dress look like prosciutto
god damn i killed it today
What do y’all think baby mamas are doing with that $232? 😭
What do y’all think baby mamas are doing with that $232? 😭
this is me and my unmedicated adhd on my ig stories but lemme tell u, people love it & i get the most interactions when i just go off on my little tangents 😂💕
this is me and my unmedicated adhd on my ig stories but lemme tell u, people love it & i get the most interactions when i just go off on my little tangents 😂💕
this is such a funny and mean read of someone I’m losing it I love her so much
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Hey friends. I’m okay but a little shaken up. This morning, my car started spinning in circles before coming to an abrupt stop in the middle of the road. When I got out to see what happened, I found this.
I pray you have the confidence, community, & consistency needed to live up to your potential in this lifetime. I pray you get to see the world and experience the beauty of different cultures, cuisines & landscapes. I pray you grow stronger, wiser & more content with each day.
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