𝔻𝕒𝕟 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕖 @danwarne
Tech enthusiast (former tech journalist) based in Melbourne, Australia. My personal tweets here. Melbourne, Australia Joined July 2008-
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The Matrix is everywhere.
It’s a real problem!
Fascinating account of today’s trump jury selection… court side seats! Thanks @JoshKovensky
Fascinating account of today’s trump jury selection… court side seats! Thanks @JoshKovensky
iOS "accountability alarm" wakes up friends if you sleep through your alarm
Germans have a word for literally everything. Take schadenfreude for example – a literally perfect word to describe watching the #BruceLehrmann trial
possibly a bigger instance of "doing a Ben Roberts-Smith" than Ben Roberts-Smith himself
Every time I cough, Justice Lee pauses. Any chance when they were fixing the video feed they accidentally turned on two way audio 🤣 #BruceLehrmann
FSD 12.3.4 U-turning
I was walking along just now and someone drove past me far too fast, so I sprung into action and responded appropriately: I said, “bloomin’ heck, they’re going some, aren’t they?” and stared at their car until it was completely out of view, shaking my head imperceptibly. Then I…
What are the odds? 😂
Started watching Bluey with my son and get the hype. The “Sleepytime” episode is perfect (and too real). One of the few kid shows can actually enjoy with him…and a streaming juggernaut, per Bloomberg: ▫️Brand valued at $2B ▫️731 million viewing hours in 2023 (2nd…
New LPs are not analogue music. They're vinyl pressings of digital recordings. Same for the sleeve. It's printed from a computer file. The analogue production chain of your parents' records is long dead.
In 2020 Christopher Nolan crashed a real Boeing 747 into a hangar for the movie Tenet.
this is what AI is for 🔊 sound on
You absolutely cannot trust it. Because the unlocking the door part inexplicably takes an extra minute while the washing just sits there. I’m looking at you Miele.
You absolutely cannot trust it. Because the unlocking the door part inexplicably takes an extra minute while the washing just sits there. I’m looking at you Miele.
This is brilliantly funny and sadly true...
This is brilliantly funny and sadly true...
The greatest moment in TV history was when Jamie Oliver showed children how mcnuggets are made and smugly said 'now who would still eat this?' and literally everyone put their hand up and he looked really sad
Bruce is the new Salim Mehajer
Jen Dudley-Nicholson @jendudley
16K Followers 4K Following AAP reporter, former tech editor, writer, snapper, Hard Quiz winner. Does prolific tweeting count as gonzo journalism? Tips: [email protected]
Stilgherrian @stilgherrian
21K Followers 3K Following Word-whore • Write 'em, Talk 'em • Cybers, politics, media • Ph/Signal +61407623600 • Elsewhere stilgherrian • All hail Eris! Vive les poissons rouges sauvages!
Josh Taylor @joshgnosis
52K Followers 2K Following Reporter @GuardianAus. Tech, infosec, FOI, politics, and media.🌈 (he/him)
decryption @decryption
4K Followers 410 Following Author of The Sizzle, a daily tech email newsletter. North Melbourne Kangaroos supporter. Recreational systems administrator. Mastodon: [email protected]
Matthew Moyle-Croft @moylecroft
1K Followers 3K Following The difficulty lies, not in the new ideas, but in escaping from the old ones - John Maynard Keynes
@NewtonMark@eigenmagi.. @NewtonMark
8K Followers 2K Following Over-opinionated geek. It turns out the other guy rusted first. Opinions are mine, all mine. Get a goddamn warrant. he/him/his
Nanoraptor @NanoRaptor
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Dan Ilic @danilic
76K Followers 12K Following Investigative Humourist. Showrunner. Host @arationalfear podcast.
Simon Sharwood @ssharwood
6K Followers 5K Following APAC Editor @theregister. @sydneyroosters and @cricketaus numpty. Tweets aren’t employer's views. Or mine sometimes. Also @[email protected]
John Lindsay @bigjsl
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Asher Wolf @Asher_Wolf
75K Followers 55K Following Amnesty Media Award 2014. Digital rights policy analyst. Mutant network node herder. Devouring entropy. On the parents committee.
Evan @fictillius
6K Followers 4K Following (One, two, three, four). He/Him 🏳️🌈. 🚜 🏗️ YIMBY. Transit. Sustainability. Renewable Energy. EV driver. 🐝 🍯
Angus Kidman @gusworldau
8K Followers 832 Following Journo (tech/travel/money), traveller, pop culture tragic, spreadsheet addict. Tweets are mine & mine alone, more wine please. He/him. https://t.co/D6PCuDI2hf
Simon Wright @simondotau
626 Followers 129 Following Time Person of the Year 2006. Speak in your own words—not someone else's slogans. You will never change someone's mind by repeating what they've heard before.
nickrosstech @NickRossTech
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Glengyron @glengyron
3K Followers 3K Following CIO Soros Foundation for One World Government. He / Him. Vaccinated and boosted. 🇮🇳 En 🇸🇳 Fr 🇮🇩 Ind
Michael Meloni @michaelmeloni
2K Followers 2K Following Mostly tweeting about travel, airlines and airports, apps, movies, & food. Often post cool digital jobs.
Trevor Long 💻 📱.. @trevorlong
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Tamera Zic @TameraZic80059
78 Followers 5K Following
วิไลวาส.. @Ginny4401320148
67 Followers 1K Following นี่คือตัวตนที่แท้จริงและไม่เหมือนใครของฉันที่สุด ติดตามฉันมา หน้าแรกยังมีข้อมูลติดต่อของฉันเป็นครั้งคราวด้วย
Ellie-may Heaps @HeapsMay97914
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Saskia Jund @JundSaskia29706
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John Lalor @John_Lalor
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Carolyne Meech @me_caroly
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Aubriella Drehmer @AubriellaD62529
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Jolie 😻 @JolieSaylor105
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Neva Hagaman @NevHagam
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Yolando Mollema @YMollema51901
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Li Stage @li_stage53971
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Buy Gmail Accounts @GmailBuy8888
62 Followers 320 Following Buy Gmail Accounts USA Email Phone Verified, Google Reviews Best Profile, Google Business Email Account, New, Old, Aged PVA Gmail https://t.co/EJGlDg6jcW
Joanne @joanne45schroed
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Hussein Dia @HusseinDia
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Maude Bullo @bullo_mau
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Kendra Hayes @HayesKendr97560
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Connie Reddix @conni_redd
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Quinn Jacobitz @QJacobit
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Amari Mccalebb @AmariMccalebb
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WilbertFridlington @WFridlingt65359
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Kai Auker @AukerKa
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Cristi Morath @CristiMora83267
39 Followers 5K Following
Brent O'Halloran @brentjourno
521 Followers 2K Following Science & Tech Correspondent, Sky News | Asia-Pacific News Editor, ENEX | Tips+dog pics: [email protected]
Luna @sootheigh73618
2 Followers 209 Following Can we be good friends? I'm looking for a serious relationship
Judy Lorant @judylorant
10 Followers 22 Following
vicky @vicky3560662629
23 Followers 155 Following
Whore to the Corp. @WhoreToTheCorp
101 Followers 752 Following Owning my owning. Pre-bunking bullshit.
sahar sami @saharsami144585
772 Followers 5K Following
JANET BAILEY TILLMAN @Janet_Tilman
272 Followers 5K Following Tesla owner, TSLA investor with over 4 years experience in the market.
Lombok @Phildecynic
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Matilda Workspace @matildaworkspce
147 Followers 960 Following We connect the world's best companies and customers together. Docs, Projects, Meet, Chat, Customers, Copilot and more all-in-one place.
Kate McNamara @kaydo
2K Followers 5K Following kaydo™ - 😱 - https://t.co/DL7aZzVIru - These are not the views of my employer - (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Lily @Vladykus154402
5 Followers 464 Following Friendship is my compass, and I'm always on the lookout for new companions on my journey. Let's connect and explore the world together!
jinheifaazw @jinheifaaz19234
5 Followers 67 Following Chapter 71 what you call again nevertheless is again i failed not to.
ilsanjiunnn @ilsanjiunn42967
4 Followers 70 Following It not have felt a cold and unearthly thing to die wont to become.
David Milner @DaveMilbo
54K Followers 1K Following I don't know why I'm still here. Writer, journalist, guy that says stuff about stuff. Editor of @shot_au. May or may not be notable.
Jen Dudley-Nicholson @jendudley
16K Followers 4K Following AAP reporter, former tech editor, writer, snapper, Hard Quiz winner. Does prolific tweeting count as gonzo journalism? Tips: [email protected]
Mike Carlton @MikeCarlton01
212K Followers 2K Following
Leonardo Puglisi @Leo_Puglisi6
53K Followers 9K Following Founder & Chief Anchor @6NewsAU | Watch live for free 24/7: https://t.co/u6jeOA7UpE | Become a supporter for $4/month: https://t.co/StM3ioY5HM
The Shovel @TheShovel
119K Followers 532 Following News you can believe in. New show 'Wankernomics 2.0: As Per My Last Email' on sale now.
Josh Taylor @joshgnosis
52K Followers 2K Following Reporter @GuardianAus. Tech, infosec, FOI, politics, and media.🌈 (he/him)
Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch
64K Followers 8K Following a gay writer if you can believe it. yes I have a podcast. email me [email protected]
decryption @decryption
4K Followers 410 Following Author of The Sizzle, a daily tech email newsletter. North Melbourne Kangaroos supporter. Recreational systems administrator. Mastodon: [email protected]
Matthew Moyle-Croft @moylecroft
1K Followers 3K Following The difficulty lies, not in the new ideas, but in escaping from the old ones - John Maynard Keynes
💧simon holmes à c.. @simonahac
122K Followers 17K Following energy geek. impatient incrementalist. root striker. @climate200 @opennem @SmartEnergyCncl #AEGN #SuperpowerInstitute likes≠agreement. DoB: 329.7ppm
Matt Bevan @MatthewBevan
41K Followers 3K Following Host/writer of 'If You’re Listening’ from @abcnews
@NewtonMark@eigenmagi.. @NewtonMark
8K Followers 2K Following Over-opinionated geek. It turns out the other guy rusted first. Opinions are mine, all mine. Get a goddamn warrant. he/him/his
@[email protected].. @evcricket
4K Followers 4K Following Electrify everything. Cricket, fermented vegetables and energy sector transition. Not a professional account, come on look at it He/him
Nanoraptor @NanoRaptor
33K Followers 564 Following
Dan Ilic @danilic
76K Followers 12K Following Investigative Humourist. Showrunner. Host @arationalfear podcast.
Emma @emma__jayne14
37K Followers 2K Following She/her. 38. Mum. Book lover. Still surviving OCD. Beem: emmajayne14
The Chaser @chaser
272K Followers 24 Following By reading these tweets you agree to grant us power of attorney. Way more content over at https://t.co/nXpHYViFXp
Simon Sharwood @ssharwood
6K Followers 5K Following APAC Editor @theregister. @sydneyroosters and @cricketaus numpty. Tweets aren’t employer's views. Or mine sometimes. Also @[email protected]
John Lindsay @bigjsl
3K Followers 5K Following Husband, father, hobby farmer, EVs, renewables, batteries, company director and business owner. DoB: 322.16ppm Not Xeeting find me at @[email protected]
Elon Musk @elonmusk
181.7M Followers 585 Following
Tesla AI @Tesla_AI
149K Followers 14 Following Developing & deploying autonomy at scale in vehicles, robots & more
Tesla Optimus @Tesla_Optimus
189K Followers 11 Following A general purpose, bi-pedal, humanoid robot capable of performing tasks that are unsafe, repetitive or boring.
Tesla Australia & New.. @TeslaAUNZ
7K Followers 17 Following Accelerating the transition to sustainable energy 🦘🇦🇺🇳🇿🌏
Mark Di Stefano @MarkDiStef
108K Followers 5K Following Rear Window columnist, The Australian Financial Review — [email protected], Telegram @MarkDiStef
Federal Court of Aust.. @fedcourtau
4K Followers 25 Following Official account for the Federal Court of Australia
Wife Of Dirty Tesla @WifeDirtyTesla
2K Followers 28 Following I'm Stephanie, the wife of Dirty Tesla! Providing you with behind the scenes moments.
Dirty Tesla @DirtyTesLa
99K Followers 1K Following YouTube and Merch: https://t.co/xDxdMQtRrJ MS, Biology; Anti-sleep Ai
Petra Stock @StockPetra
379 Followers 905 Following Journalist - tech, science, education and environment. 🐀🦇 Previously @cosmosmagazine Enviro engineer. Weekend baker. Personal account. Tweets ad hoc.
Munro & Associates @MunroAssociates
42K Followers 835 Following World renowned engineering and manufacturing consulting firm that has saved customers billions since 1988.
AI DRIVR @AIDRIVR
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Valet for Tesla @TeslaMacApp
33 Followers 18 Following Creators of Valet for Tesla - Control your Tesla right from your Mac's menu bar.
Pete Petrovsky 🔋�.. @Ahead_of_Curve
1K Followers 288 Following Pete Petrovsky Independent Energy Consultant, own 3 Teslas 1st order ‘14, 2x EV family Apr’16, $TSLA Hodler, Solar PV Jul'11, @tesla_wa committee member Nov’20
Richard Cornish @FoodCornish
8K Followers 827 Following I write about food. Where it comes from. How it is made. How it is prepared. How it enjoyed.
Joshua Dowling @JoshuaDowling
4K Followers 477 Following Motoring Journalist. World Car of the Year Judge. Instagram: @JoshuaDowling_Cars
Andrew Sheridan @ASheridanOptus
339 Followers 1K Following Vice President, Regulatory & Public Affairs at Optus.
Tesla Software Update.. @TeslaSoftUpdate
11K Followers 27 Following View the release notes and other metrics for the Tesla Model S, Model 3, Model X, Model Y vehicle update.
Texts @TextsHQ
23K Followers 2 Following The one messaging app to rule them all. An @Automattic mix.
Tesla Newswire @TeslaNewswire
8K Followers 569 Following ⚡️ All news, rumors, software updates, tips and cool stuffs about Tesla cars and superchargers⚡️ #model3 #modely #models #modelx #cybertruck #roadster #fsd
Michael Livingston @DrMLivingston
6K Followers 44 Following Rural Generalist. Doctor. Father. Pilot. Remote. Rural. Solo. Scottish #Rural #Remote #RuralGeneralist #ACRRM #Govan #Scotland
Not a Tesla App @NotATeslaApp
29K Followers 425 Following Tesla news, software updates, rumors, and a look at upcoming Tesla features.
VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish
3.9M Followers 1 Following For everything VBP, including books, clothes, mugs, cards, calendars & contact: https://t.co/51E7az46a4 Written by @RobTemple101
Walter Isaacson @WalterIsaacson
307K Followers 866 Following Author of Elon Musk, The Code Breaker, Leonardo da Vinci, Benjamin Franklin, Einstein, Steve Jobs. Professor @Tulane. Formerly @Time, @CNN, & @Aspeninstitute
Alex Walker @dippizuka
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Sebastiaan de With @sdw
78K Followers 1K Following co-founder at @halidecamera, designer, photographer, dad. Dutchman in California. Yep, most photos here taken with an iPhone.
Jeremy Nadel @topbloke148
625 Followers 766 Following Journo @iTnews_au [email protected] (make email acnt on Tor with no name no links to ur phone or reg email) OR post: 2 Criane St, Sth Melb VIC 3205
iTnews @iTnews_au
15K Followers 1K Following Australia's leading source of enterprise IT + telco news. We are @rycrozier, @R_Chirgwin, @Kate_Weber131, @juhasaarinen and @topbloke148
Timothy Bella @TimBella
4K Followers 4K Following Journalist and author of BARKLEY. past: @washingtonpost. TCU/Columbia alum, Springsteen enthusiast. The Rock once gave me a hat at an airport when I was 10.
jenny wiggins @jennywiggins
2K Followers 2K Following @FinancialReview journalist reporting on infrastructure & transport. Formerly @FT. Ex-Perthite, ex-New Yorker, ex-Londoner. Now a Sydneysider. I love Berlin.
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Corinne Reichert @thelaughingsub
2K Followers 881 Following Senior writer in San Francisco for @CNET | Writer, reader, mom, Disney lover, Arsenal and F1 fan. Opinions are my own.
DCD @dcdnews
20K Followers 4K Following The number one source for data center news, analysis, and opinion at https://t.co/ByWBhIcpii
The Emergency Drone R.. @drone_responder
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RachelsList @RachelsList
2K Followers 3K Following Australia’s leading jobs board and community for media, digital, PR + comms. Hire approved freelancers, fast. #jobs #blog #shop #podcast
Vocus & @Google have signed contracts to deliver the highest-capacity submarine cable system between Australia & US via the South Pacific. More here: bit.ly/44mIOKX (1/3)
Tip for people creating accounts with the expectation of anonymity: if you attach it to your real email address, one day you might find me reaching out asking to help verify a data breach so probably best not to use a username like "hornyboner", which I then ask you to verify 😯
@fesshole One of the benefits of being single I would imagine
@fesshole I disagree… this is not an agree to disagree situation…
@SoVeryBritish Ah yes, we refer to it as the LG AKB75055702 Remote Control in this house, “Hey @Michael1979, have you seen the LG AKB75055702 Remote Control?”.. ”No Matthew, I haven’t seen the LG AKB75055702 Remote Control, has it fallen down the side of the sofa?” Wild in our house.
@AMAZlNGNATURE I’ve seen that face before.
@fesshole he even waved at you the following week as he rode past on your neighbour's bike
@fesshole Both spending the cash on escorts.
@fesshole Your dad is most probably putting that money to one side for you for in the future.
Dad bought me a car 15 years ago, £10k. He didn't want me paying interest so I agreed to pay him back £200 a month over 4 years. I haven't stopped yet and don't plan to. He'd never accept me giving him money otherwise. It's an unspoken agreement we have at this point
I'm a postman, and when I'm delivering a package which is obviously drugs, I just keep the drugs for myself, what are they going to do? Complain that the postman stole their drugs?
@woolworths @danilic Oh, ah, actually, you're really not the subject of this one - hard to believe I know. This, would you believe it, is actually a political gag. Altho, now I think about it... that marketing crap you pulled awhile back about ANZAC was ridiculous. Oh! Oh! Where's our thongs?!?
@danilic @woolworths @PeterDutton_MP @SkyNewsAust Oh NO!!!
@danilic @woolworths @PeterDutton_MP @SkyNewsAust Don’t put them near the English muffins
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