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Head of Engineering @exporo2014. Former ZINSLAND CTO and Director of Engineering @XING_de. I am managing, building, and growing teams for many years now. blog.wernerbros.eu Hamburg, Germany Joined August 2009

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Arjun Mahadevan (Mr. LLC 🇺🇸) @ArjunMahadevan

3 years ago

10. Life Pro Tip: If you tell someone you need to talk to them, for the love of God give some indication of what you need to talk about, or at least that it's not bad news

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Bilgin Ibryam @bibryam

3 years ago

So many misnamed IT concepts that took off: - Microservices (not so micro) - DevOps (DevSecFinCloudPlatformOps) - Serverless (except there are servers...) - NoSQL (not only SQL) - Monolith is bad (but good to start with) - what else?

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Jack Forge @TheJackForge

3 years ago

Why you need all 3 operating systems if you're into tech. macOS: Work Windows: Gaming Linux: Telling people that you use Linux.

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Theresa @CaffeinatedBrew

3 years ago

@edsofta @wtravishubbard Sure. I've been doing this for 20+ years and my estimates are still bad. You can't predict how long it will take to create something you've never done before. You can come close, sometimes. But it always takes longer. You don't know what you don't yet know.

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Allen Holub. https://linkedIn.com/in/allenholub @allenholub

3 years ago

Regarding SAFe being somehow good because it adds structure: I'm told that being in prison also adds structure to your life. I wouldn't recommend it as a standard practice.

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Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad

3 years ago

8am: My kid isn’t feeling well today. I’d better keep him home from school. 9:30am: Well that was a miraculous recovery.

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Lisa Bo @bolisa3

3 years ago

@rapidgoose @MarkHertling Can I add here that anyone in Germany can send supplies to Ukraine postage-free with Deutsche Post? I send supplies and rations every week. They’re distributed to refugee centers, food banks, and soldiers. Food, hygiene articles, and OTC medicines welcome. dhl.de/de/privatkunde…

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/home/david/code @davidwernerhh

3 years ago

My colleague: I unofficially heard that our company's slack is one of the largest custom emoji users. Me:

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Sarina Jwo @xaniras

3 years ago

At work, I say “on it,” way too often for someone who is not, in fact, on it.

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Sergio Pereira @SergioRocks

3 years ago

If you're an engineer, please include the topic in your message: - "Can we have a chat about this HR issue?" - "Do you have 1 minute to help me on this task?" - "I need to tell you about a day I'll be off next week?" Spare them the anxiety, your CTO is a human too 🙂 4/4

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Uncle Bob Martin @unclebobmartin

3 years ago

Many developers believe that the business wants them to make a mess. Business doesn’t want a mess. Business wants speed. Messes slow you down. Messes slow everyone down. Solution: Don’t make a mess, and then you will go fast. This ain’t rocket science.

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/home/david/code @davidwernerhh

4 years ago

Looking for a couple of Staff Engineers to help us build next-gen Supply Chain solutions. Big Tech salary, loads of challenges, responsibility, and autonomy. Berlin/Remote/EU | no recruiters wayfair.com/careers/job/st…