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Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident. They put me in the ICU.
I've dedicated my life to find my wife's murderer. If you can recommend someone, let me know.
As the judge sentenced me to death, I tried to offer him a high five. But he left me hanging.
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.
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