Delanithefirst @delanithefirst
Agnostic, leaning toward Atheism, hoping for Reincarnation🤷🏼♀️. If you don’t agree with me, that’s OK. It’s your RIGHT to be WRONG🧐 Portland, OR Joined March 2020-
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Bro knows something we don’t know about peanuts.
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Andy Borowitz wins the first battle in the Siege of #Portland “We didn’t need Federal troops, but we really didn’t need more bands” 😂
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@Yoda4ever If Beavis and Butthead where Cats 😹
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Drop a 🤡 if you think this bozo is UNFIT to be Commander in Chief! 🤡🤡🤡🤡
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Read this! Makes a lot of sense.
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TINY WHINY TRIED TO CANCEL KIMMEL BUT GAVE HIM GREAT RATINGS. LOSER. TRIED TO END FREE SPEECH. FAILED! TRIED TO STOP WARS. FAILED! TRIED TO LOWER PRICES. FAILED! TRIED TO EAT A SALAD. FAILED! TRIED TO SEE HIS FEET. FAILED! TRIED TO MAKE IT WITHOUT DIAPERS. FAILED! BIGLY. (SO SAD)
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Well, well, well.... What do we have here?
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🚨Oh my God, how did I miss it, it was there all along. Have you even read the Tylenol warnings lately?
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How to pronounce acetaminophen: ree-LEESE thuh EPP-steen FYLES
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🚨NEW: Kerry Kennedy has announced Late Show Host Stephen Colbert is the recipient of the 2025 Robert F. Kennedy Human Rights Award for his advocacy for free speech and speaking truth to power. RETWEET to congratulate Colbert on this honor!
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BREAKING Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s handpicked vaccine advisors on Thursday approved limiting the availability of a combined shot for measles, mumps, rubella and varicella
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this video made me cry out of pure happiness he’s so DAMN HAPPY
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After 47 years, Jerry has made the difficult decision to step down from the company we built together. I’m sharing his words as he resigns from Ben & Jerry’s. His legacy deserves to be true to our values, not silenced by @MagnumGlobal #FreeBenAndJerrys
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Firing commentators. Canceling shows. THIS IS NOT WHO WE ARE. THIS IS NOT AMERICA. RETWEET if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel!
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@InternetH0F This is the sweetest thing I have seen in a long time. ❤️
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The EU parliament refused to have a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk. 👊🏾
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How to know there’s a surge… if this “psyops” man they’re good at distracting from the real one. Read the comments.
How to know there’s a surge… if this “psyops” man they’re good at distracting from the real one. Read the comments.
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