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imagine being such a beloved angel that you transcend having big boobs
in talks with the top democrats to sell them a bunch of “make adults girls again” hats to wear in front of the president so he will feel shame
dr science didn’t even think to put them shits on concrete cuz that wood didn’t catch on fire either
post this on buttersky and you’ll go viral (50 likes)
thought up scamerica just now and im gonna keep saying it at the bar tonight until someone says it’s good then im going to tell them we should get that going
you are garbage but it’s okay cuz goerge costaza will eat you out
tump is going to say he has many trans supporters and point to loomer
had to change the toilet paper roll again so haters can stop saying i don’t blow my nose and shit a lot
Threw my whole ass off a cliff in a fit of vengeance.
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when you can’t hang so you bring in a ringer
The people have spoken. Trump will be reinstated. Vox Populi, Vox Dei.
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