phony curtis @seahorseradish
nobody likes me • goodbye cruel world mastercard.com/mousewater Mid City Joined January 2011-
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*Sir Patrick Stewart picking me up* hoisted by my own Picard
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@growing_daniel One day everyone makes their final LinkedIn post without realising it.
It’s time we get back to what actually made this nation great: sweatin to the oldies
Newt is blasted
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All my love to my father today. #johncandy
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me and my cousin collabed on a song. Trying to get into making music recently so genuine feedback is welcome.
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