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🚨 BREAKING: Ben Shapiro was spotted at an Israeli KFC in full combat gear sparking fears of renewed conflict in the region.
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If students in Texas wanted the police to stay off of their campus they should have started shooting people at school
If students in Texas wanted the police to stay off of their campus they should have started shooting people at school
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been watching some crows pester a red tailed hawk around the neighborhood the past couple of days. I wonder what they're thinking about
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We interrupt this HD video of a tractor bucket overflowing with civilian corpses to bring you a horrifying thirdhand account of a student sit-in at Columbia University.
We interrupt this HD video of a tractor bucket overflowing with civilian corpses to bring you a horrifying thirdhand account of a student sit-in at Columbia University.
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“I can fix him” - independent woman mechanic seeing C3P0 get smashed up during Empire Strikes Back
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