Dylan @dylan_blob
semi professional asshole Joined July 2013-
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hey so i can fucking read actually
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i'm chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are
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i don't use chatgpt. i don't use gemini. i don't use grok. i use google and if google can't give me answers i KILL MYSELF
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AMC Theatres should fly flags at half-mast today
AMC Theatres should fly flags at half-mast today
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“we will reach out to you for a second round of interviews”…… its a fucking GROCERY STORE
“we will reach out to you for a second round of interviews”…… its a fucking GROCERY STORE
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sorry i didn't text back i got writer's block
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we should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours
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i love how our generation really starting to make the choice to feed our inner children no matter what the world brings our way
i love how our generation really starting to make the choice to feed our inner children no matter what the world brings our way
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Me at work trying to be grateful that I have a job
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Metlife Stadium vs ACL Ligament
Metlife Stadium vs ACL Ligament https://t.co/jJh9hqDAof
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i'm so sick of these little 30 minute weekends
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Imagine hating me and I’m just at home like this #GoPackGo
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That is two (2) students
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when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives
when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives https://t.co/2XmXW1hXZB
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GB 40 - DAL 40 Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL History.
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Reminder to enjoy it while it lasts
Reminder to enjoy it while it lasts
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“Won’t be watching”
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I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF
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weekends are getting shorter and shorter. you blink and it’s already sunday 5pm.
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