Jess has a Bionic Heart @eclectic_klutz
Like a shot of good luck, I got a puppy & a truck. Jack of all trades, Master of none. Baseball Phan. Bionic Heart (ALVC). Sfogliatella fiend. Covered in paint. Jersey Joined September 2010-
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Hey, @Orioles. What gives? Was finally hoping to get to do a stadium tour while I’m in town next weekend…but was greeted with this online.
4.8 magnitude #earthquake. 6 km from Lebanon, #NJ, United States earthquaketrack.com/quakes/2024-04…
jesus christ the phillies 🤝 rising to the occasion
The 1-Seed in the West Region… NORTH CAROLINA! #MarchMadness @UNC_Basketball
It's gonna hit you with a big wave
.@jonstewart calls bulls**t on Trump and the GOP's performative patriotism
John Mulaney explaining the entire plot to Field of Dreams instead of presenting his category at the Oscars lol. king
Holy shit. Billie Eilish just blew it all up.
Needed a ride to @Philly_Show, thankfully this jobless bum could drop me off #uberdriver
Art of the day: The X-Files episode “Arcadia” debuted #otd in 1999. Here’s my episode poster. #TheXFiles #XFiles
The Cavaliers just had a really nice tribute for Jason Kelce, who retired on Monday. #Cavs
🦅13 seasons as an Eagle 🦅Super Bowl LII Champion 🦅6× First-team All-Pro 🦅7× Pro Bowler 🦅Most consecutive starts in Franchise History (156) 🦅Most regular-season games played by an offensive lineman in Franchise History (193) 🦅*Greatest Super Bowl parade speech of all time*
This fake masculine tweet will cause someone to forgo needed help. It may cost them their life. So just in case that person might see my tweet: Therapy saved my life, it might save yours, and if this is about masculinity, I’m certain I’m more manly than Elon in every regard.
Good morning! Today is the 5 year anniversary of the Phils signing Bryce Harper. It changed everything for the franchise. Bryce has helped recruit other stars to Philly. They have been to the World Series and NLCS and they want to close the deal
Happy 60th Birthday to one of television’s most beloved feminist icons, Dana Katherine Scully! February 23, 1964 🥳 (🎞️: The X-Files, Tempus Fugit)
Here’s what I haven’t really seen in the wake of the Alabama ruling. From those who agree with the reasoning, I haven’t seen an immediate, responsive desire to adopt what will inevitably be an overwhelming number of embryos that have chromosomal abnormalities. Because now in…
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@KirstenUsman They are all great, but I like the bottom left one best. When she criticises you, just pull out a small notebook and start scribbling madly. If she asks what you are doing say, "Collecting material for my next book"
@GrulkeLamonte Is that a sealed concrete floor? If so that’s definitely contributing to the delay.
Maybe a little bit of hooking up is good for the soul
@MikeBotkin_ Don’t. Just don’t. Let her love every minute leading up to it, during, and after.
@MikeBotkin_ Life is short. Let her go to the concert. Can’t even believe there’d be debate about this
@MikeBotkin_ Experiences > things. If she hasn’t been to her concert, just let her go.
@MikeBotkin_ Or, and this is wild: you could let your wife enjoy an awesome experience for well below market value
@MikeBotkin_ Mike buddy, isn't one of the ideas behind saving and having money is so you can do shit like go to a fun concert? Or is your sole idea of fun watching numbers increase in Excel?
@MikeBotkin_ My dad did a similar game for Elton John’s final final for serious this time tour. Our argument was in 10 years would you rather have the money or to have seen Elton John perform?
@MikeBotkin_ You might get her to agree but WHY? What emotional price do you want her to pay for giving up a peak experience? Stand down. Relish her pleasure in this event. Your sincere cheer at her good fortune and pleasure is worth more than the resale value.
@MikeBotkin_ You need to test your wife? What kind of relationship do y’all have anyway? Is she your partner or a contestant?
@MikeBotkin_ Sounds like she has something to teach you about the value of money vs experience 😉
Said hi to Mike. He's a former season ticket holder who isn't setting foot in the coliseum this year, but is going to all 81 away games!
@pr3cipitation A bunch of stuff...none of them great but some of them not that bad.
Stopped to get lunch, wearing my scrubs. Girl behind the counter: “Are you a nurse?” “Medical student.” “So you’ll be a doctor?” “Yes, next year.” “That’s so cool! I always wanted to be a doctor.” “You could do it!” “Girl, I work at Subway.” “Girl, my first job was at Subway.” 💁🏻♀️
@embee246 @baseba11rodeo You would most definitely be a horrible parent
@embee246 @baseba11rodeo I do and I took 5 days pto. It’s not like he was missing playoff games. I don’t begrudge his 3 days even a little.
@embee246 I doubt he’d use a whole month of paternity leave and sure the team needs him but his wife and family need him too! I don’t think it’s a big deal at all to miss 3 games that were incredibly winnable without him in order for him to see the birth of his child.
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