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reminder that according to patron saint patrick if you pinch someone for not wearing green today but they are you can be fingered. #thatstherule
abracadabra bracadabra racadabra acadabra cadabra adabra dabra abra bra ra a I cast a spell
still confused how a scarecrow with no brain can walk around a sing an entire song
win or lose monday, the @Eagles season lasted longer than the cowboys…again.
I entered the Marthaverse tonight. Check out @MarthaKelly3 in “Carol and the End of the World on Netflix.” #denveromelette
Hey @MrBeast can you please do something nice for us @Eagles fans? It’s been a tough few weeks. #FlyEaglesFly
there is one more present under the tree. Merry Christmas from your Secret Santa!
just eat the sun chips provided
just eat the sun chips provided
Welcome to the Luxor Resort and Casino.
Welcome to the Luxor Resort and Casino.
there is more to being a gynecologist than prescribing cranberry juice. youtu.be/qDnJBeBC_XY?fe…
do net zero emissions include diarrhea?
on to the next. #RingTheBell #bingbongszn #RedOctober
Arcia might not make it out of Philly
Arcia might not make it out of Philly
i took a personality test and got mustard
dallas looked real good on both sides of the ball tonight
I watched a TikTok tutorial on how to hang pants on a hangar and am now being blackmailed by slacktivist to help me get them off.
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4 Followers 78 FollowingThese street interviews are getting wild #knowviolence #61
Kristi Noem is trash. Decades with hunting- and bird-dogs, and the number I've killed because they were chicken-sharp or had too much prey drive is ZERO. Puppies need slow exposure to birds, and bird-scent. She killed a puppy because she was lazy at training bird dogs, not…
Please don’t penalty kick me in the face, my brain is there #knowviolence #58
People (@eddiegossling) thought it was absurd when me and @ProfHonkyTonk teamed up, but they'll see.
Problematic things Victor Wembanyama has done a much needed thread:
If you've jacked off more times than you've had sex, you're still technically a virgin.
The rare reverse jumping #knowviolence #54
Why does the Internet make it so difficult to find the volume button?
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CJ Gardner-Johnson on calling Philly fans "obnoxious" in the offseason: "I'm obnoxious, I thought it was a compliment to be honest with you. All jokes aside, I was just in my feelings. When you wanna be somewhere so bad to the point you can't control certain things. There was no…
Today marks what would have been the 71st birthday of my sister, Rosemary. She entered this world on a Friday, the 13th of March, 1953. In the fall of 1996, we found ourselves aboard a ferry, with the Seattle skyline forming a backdrop. It was a bittersweet moment; Rosemary had…
I do owe the fans of Philly an apology, regardless this is an amazing place and we had some memories together! Let’s go get us one #FlyEaglesFly
Just found this one of me with my sister. Four years ago today seems like yesterday. That’s how much love there was and is.
Everything else aside she’s got an otter on her head
Lady Rose Hanbury: Who is the Marchioness of Cholmondeley? independent.co.uk/life-style/roy…