Ed Coffey @edward_c

Full-time human. edwardcoffey.com Melbourne Joined March 2008

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Ed Coffey @edward_c

4 months ago

My primary school maths teacher warned me about these kinds of shenanigans @woolworths Yes, $5.48 is less than $15.00. No, $54.80/kg is not a better unit price than $15.00/kg. @acccgovau

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My 10 month old @AorusOfficial FI32U 4k 144Hz monitor just stopped responding to input on either of its HDMI ports. I guess that's why they slipped the undocumented "disable HDMI 2.1" option into the firmware. It brought the ports back to life, shame they're now limited to 60Hz.

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Ed Coffey @edward_c

2 years ago

Is @Menulog even real? How can it take over half an hour to find a driver on a Tuesday night?

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Ed Coffey @edward_c

3 years ago

Just spent over 40 minutes on hold calling the @StGeorgeBank fraud team with an issue related to the @Optus hack. Didn't get to speak to anyone, at minute 44 they ended the call. Thrilled that these companies care so deeply about my security.

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Ed Coffey @edward_c

3 years ago

Bought a powerful UV torch. Probably shouldn't have.

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Ed Coffey @edward_c

3 years ago

"Please consider the environment before printing this email" seems like a passive-aggressive response to one particular co-worker, not something people need to keep in their email signature for the rest of time. Please consider the environment before printing this tweet.

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Ed Coffey @edward_c

4 years ago

Sometimes when I do a click-and-collect order with @danmurphys they throw in a cool, free puzzle. This one's the trickiest yet - thanks Dan!

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Ed Coffey @edward_c

4 years ago

The number of replies saying things like "That just means the people surveyed don't understand the niche subject of topology/were misled by the way you phrased the question/found the description ambiguous..." Yes.

The Alex Nowrasteh @AlexNowrasteh

4 years ago

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Ed Coffey @edward_c

4 years ago

Think I'll write an article about what Wordle is, and why everyone's talking about it.

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Ed Coffey @edward_c

4 years ago

It is as I have always suspected. Cicadas cannot be trusted.

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Ed Coffey @edward_c

4 years ago

Advertisers half-remembering the chorus of "Cat's in the Cradle": Sure sounds like those boys are gonna have a good time - our ad is all about fathers and sons having a good time - perfect!

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Harrar Longberry @HarrarLongberry

4 years ago

@NickMcCallum7 Restaurant owner here. The density change will have zero impact to patron numbers TBH. Too many people simply staying away. Too few staff to open all sections with so much virus in the community. We were busier under harder restrictions but with the virus under control

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n_____l @nlicalzi

4 years ago

@noahpasaran famously beaten by a computer, garry spent years trying to figure out how to enslave them as revenge. the key breakthrough? proof of work crypto!

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Ed Coffey @edward_c

4 years ago

dog4j: when you're tracing transitive dependencies, reviving build scripts that no-one's run in years, and wondering what went wrong in your life to lead you to this point, dog4j summons a friendly doggo which will rest its head on your foot and love you unconditionally.

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Ed Coffey @edward_c

4 years ago

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... Wait, never mind

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Aaron Naparstek @Naparstek

4 years ago

@aabluedot They’re advertising it right below your tweet.

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Ed Coffey @edward_c

4 years ago

Creating laws that will encourage people to seek out infection with COVID-19 to bypass vaccine mandates seems like an interesting choice: wgntv.com/news/coronavir…

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Ed Coffey @edward_c

4 years ago

The feminine urge to associate with tea

Motherboard @motherboard

4 years ago

The feminine urge to associate with tea

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AEC ✏️ @AusElectoralCom

4 years ago

@Qsmith2021 @CraigKellyMP ...Are you just making up quotes and attributing them to the Prime Minister?

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Ed Coffey @edward_c

4 years ago

The @AFL and @7plus are maintaining a bizarre distinction between streaming devices. Digital TVs/STBs/TV sticks with their own UIs: yes. TV sticks without their own UIs, mobiles and tablets no...unless you plug in a tuner. I thought everyone stopped that nonsense years ago.