Eric Schulmiller @ericbop
Cantor/Writer/Ice cream eater Words for: @newyorker @NYTMag @mcsweeneys @awl @Slate @TheAtlantic @jdforward he/him schulmiller.strikingly.com Spaceship Earth Joined May 2012-
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Wired: Mets City Connect jerseys Fire: Madison Mallards Matt Foley jerseys (Chris Farley grew up down the street from them)
“Threesk tickets to Challengersk please? Ug ug ug ug ug ug…”
Solved the Sunday crossword in 22 minutes. Was it easier than normal or was it just all the musical clues?
Happy Aliens day! It was exactly five years ago that my wife and I drove to New Jersey to see that incredible high school production of Alien. And then Sigourney Weaver came out on stage to introduce the show!
What a masterpiece by @asher_elbein - how did he manage to brilliantly synthesize 60 years of Marvel's most complicated Jewish character while simultaneously sticking the landing on a nuanced critique of the state of Israeli vs. Diaspora Judaism?? defector.com/the-judgment-o…
How did I miss that last one 🤦🏻♂️ Vulture Cinematrix No. 44: Apr 25, 2024 I got 8/9 correct Score: 2211 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜ Play at: vulture.com/playcinematrix @vulture
Matzah brei topped with strawberry preserves and Maldon sea salt 🧑🍳😘 Egg cream made with Fox’s or gtfo
You wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
My wife’s favorite part of making the brisket: Mr. Knife™️ has entered the chat
I feel like I’m being gaslit. Hundreds of Beavers was…fine? Nothing Chuck Jones (or even Robert Zemickis) didn’t do 100x better.
“It’s curtains for you!” lol why did mobsters think this was a tough guy threat?
I think my printer just threatened me.
Teaching my first History course this semester has been rewarding but I don’t know what to do with this student
With CBS cutting off Billy Joel mid-Piano Man, this generation finally has its Heidi Bowl
Brandon @blgtylr
100K Followers 6K Following REAL LIFE: a novel (2020) FILTHY ANIMALS: stories (June 2021) THE LATE AMERICANS: a novel (2023) newsletter: sweater weather, https://t.co/6PnsSjw3ZO
Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins
1.2M Followers 3K Following TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies Instagram: https://t.co/OWAlzVWjle
Maris Kreizman @mariskreizman
81K Followers 5K Following I run The Maris Review! author of I Want To Burn This Place Down, 2025 or so from @eccobooks
Ginny Hogan_ @ginnyhogan_
165K Followers 6K Following thank you for bearing with me, links to everything below
The New Yorker Humor @newyorkerhumor
40K Followers 827 Following New Yorker humor, cartoons, and comics.
Lillian Stone @originalspinstr
8K Followers 4K Following culture writer // author: EVERYBODY’S FAVORITE, out now from @deystreet 💋 @wgaeast shrew 👊
Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama
69K Followers 3K Following Makes Movies. Writes with @ndsinnott. Will never pay for twitter.
Dan Slott @DanSlott
160K Followers 2K Following Comic Book Writer. Currently writing #SuperiorSpiderMan and #SpiderBoy once a month. And #DoctorWho once a year. dan.slott on IG and Threads.
Maggie Serota @maggieserota
31K Followers 4K Following journo/writer/copywriter repped by @CRSRipley formerly: @spin @tumblr bylines: a whole bunch of places. [email protected]
Asher Perlman @asherperlman
28K Followers 2K Following Writer at The Late Show ⚔️ Cartoonist at The New Yorker ⚔️ Performer at wherever tickets are sold
(((Tara Dublin))), Ro.. @taradublinrocks
111K Followers 22K Following Writer. Author of THE SOUND OF SETTLING, A Rock & Roll Love Story. Boy & Cat Mom. Jersey Girl in PDX. Democrat for life. https://t.co/AvD3vVEigP #SignTara
james folta @JamesFolta
5K Followers 3K Following funny writer, funny editor @pointsincase, blogs @lithub, @wgaaudio, hangin’ tuff, he/him
Riane Konc @theillustrious
5K Followers 2K Following Writer @newyorker @mcsweeneys @electriclit @the_rumpus @madmagazine @parentsmagazine etc. Now I mostly garden. 🌈 she/her
Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously
223K Followers 3K Following I miss Neopets. | Founding Host of ‘What a Day’ from @crookedmedia | @SundanceOrg Alum | OBVIOUSLY is out NOW📗
Lauren Stoker @StoLaur
50 Followers 5K Following
lucy @lucy69860495859
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Aubrie Swida @sw_aubr
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Yunya @yunya71111
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Tricia @Tricia1394231
106 Followers 3K Following
Accompanied by the mo.. @TabGrant2
156 Followers 516 Following Don’t strive to be a successful person, strive to be a valuable person.
Maye Musk✪ @mmayeemusk
252 Followers 5K Following Bestselling International Author of A Woman Makes A Plan 📖 Doctor of Dietetics 🧑🎓 supermodel 😉💃 #ItsGreatToBe75 Manager: [email protected]
Illuminati freemason @illuminatii2024
102 Followers 432 Following Welcome to the light Learn how to join the NWO
Shaina Yao @ShainaYao48282
74 Followers 5K Following
Peter Brandt @Peterbrandt0012
36 Followers 513 Following Get the Recommended iso 20222 coins #XRP AND #XLM Get them synced to the QFS to prevent cyber attacks and value taking during the reset.
MARIYA @MARIYA1717383
1 Followers 83 Following 困っている方の為に少しでもお役に立てるよう現金配布企画をしています。毎日10万円プレゼント中です。当垢フォローでエントリー。配布会場▶https://t.co/teRtMBmEgo
Elon musk @EMusk21073
79 Followers 5K Following
Rosetta Shawver @roset_shawv
61 Followers 5K Following
Elon Musk @EMusk_0916
83 Followers 1K Following This's @elonmusk🚀🚀 The founder, chairman, CEO, and CTO of SpaceX; Investor, CEO, product architect, and former chairman of Tesla, Inc.; owner, executive🚀🚀🚀
Rebeca Sebben @RebecSebb
93 Followers 5K Following
Will Donnelly @Will_Donnelly
3K Followers 2K Following Writer/Fiction Ed. for @JukedMagazine/no fun at all. Iowa MFA, Houston PhD., MENSA dropout, words in @barrelhouse, @zone3press, @hobartpulp, etc. he/him
Zahn McClarnon @ZahnMcClarrnon
113 Followers 982 Following
Raelynn Ferrato @RaelyFerra
74 Followers 5K Following
Thomas Hymes @thomas_noel1
2K Followers 4K Following Life is very interesting…in the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
Gwyneth Staino @StaiGwyne
85 Followers 5K Following
Beverly Papantonio @BPapantoni30808
89 Followers 5K Following
Marabi @Marabi201
56 Followers 4K Following John 3:16 - For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
Regan Hagele @HageleRega85969
61 Followers 5K Following
Caroline Seneker @CarolinSenek
56 Followers 5K Following
Lucia Sharon Diego @LuciaSDiego
288 Followers 2K Following I'm a loving single independent woman. I'm an independent contractor engineer.
Leslie Pietrzyk @lesliepwriter
5K Followers 4K Following Recent: ADMIT THIS TO NO ONE (DC stories) & SILVER GIRL (novel). Stories: @splitlipthemag @iowareview @cincinnreview @thehudsonreview @PushcartPrize she/hers
Henry Alford @henryalford
4K Followers 1K Following Guy of letters (@NewYorker, @AirMailWeekly). Writing a book about Joni Mitchell.
Elizabeth Alba @beth_alba8
405 Followers 498 Following And do not forget to do good and to share with others, for with such sacrifices God is pleased. -Hebrews 13:16
Alice ☘🌺 @Alice1235678
102 Followers 453 Following Freedom, Equality, Friendship is the way for life. 🍉🍍🥭🌿
Lavern Kingen @KingenLave
80 Followers 5K Following
Peaceful🙏🏽 @peaceful_002
166 Followers 671 Following Remember true character is revealed by what is on the inside. kindly follow back
Mia_Thompso @ThompsoMia18127
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Izetta Orbeck @IzeOrb
73 Followers 5K Following
Wrightlinda @Wrightlind99250
12 Followers 671 Following God has a purpose in connecting us. We only need to believe in his will.
Anthony Blackwood @TonyBWood
4K Followers 2K Following Marketing/Communications at Marvel Comics. Former Disneyland Social Media. Forever Cast Member. X-Men Fanboy. Opinions are my own. IG/Letterboxd: TonyBWood
Prudence Gehlhausen @PrudenceGe62692
38 Followers 5K Following
Scarlett-rose Kuhar @SKuhar9707
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Fearne Weckenborg @WeckenboFearn
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Lavender @silence694
2K Followers 2K Following I am a person who likes skiing⛷️, traveling🚢, I have always wanted to be a quiet woman, guarding myself in the deepest part of the wo🍎
Oscar Hokeah @OscarHokeah
10K Followers 9K Following Rez'd Out Oklahoma Boy : Social Worker : #ICWA : Kiowa/Cherokee/Mexika : Debut: CALLING FOR A BLANKET DANCE : 2023 PEN/Hemingway Award : Rep'd by @AllieLevick
Sarah Pelkowski @PelkowskiS20633
92 Followers 5K Following
Renesmae Lyke @renes_ly
49 Followers 5K Following
The New Yorker @NewYorker
8.8M Followers 405 Following Unparalleled reporting and commentary on politics and culture, plus humor and cartoons, fiction and poetry. Get our Daily newsletter: https://t.co/CW0Z2jHao9
Brandon @blgtylr
100K Followers 6K Following REAL LIFE: a novel (2020) FILTHY ANIMALS: stories (June 2021) THE LATE AMERICANS: a novel (2023) newsletter: sweater weather, https://t.co/6PnsSjw3ZO
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
200K Followers 4K Following Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.
Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins
1.2M Followers 3K Following TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies Instagram: https://t.co/OWAlzVWjle
Maris Kreizman @mariskreizman
81K Followers 5K Following I run The Maris Review! author of I Want To Burn This Place Down, 2025 or so from @eccobooks
Ginny Hogan_ @ginnyhogan_
165K Followers 6K Following thank you for bearing with me, links to everything below
Taffy Brodesser-Akner @taffyakner
91K Followers 4K Following Taylor Swift bureau chief of the New York Times. Call with tips: 719-266-2837
Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff
233K Followers 925 Following
The New Yorker Humor @newyorkerhumor
40K Followers 827 Following New Yorker humor, cartoons, and comics.
Lillian Stone @originalspinstr
8K Followers 4K Following culture writer // author: EVERYBODY’S FAVORITE, out now from @deystreet 💋 @wgaeast shrew 👊
Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama
69K Followers 3K Following Makes Movies. Writes with @ndsinnott. Will never pay for twitter.
Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum
277K Followers 2K Following Staff writer at The New Yorker. Author of “Cue The Sun!: The Invention of Reality TV,” out 6/25. Insta/Threads/Bluesky: emilynussbaum
Dan Slott @DanSlott
160K Followers 2K Following Comic Book Writer. Currently writing #SuperiorSpiderMan and #SpiderBoy once a month. And #DoctorWho once a year. dan.slott on IG and Threads.
Maggie Serota @maggieserota
31K Followers 4K Following journo/writer/copywriter repped by @CRSRipley formerly: @spin @tumblr bylines: a whole bunch of places. [email protected]
Asher Perlman @asherperlman
28K Followers 2K Following Writer at The Late Show ⚔️ Cartoonist at The New Yorker ⚔️ Performer at wherever tickets are sold
Jeffrey Wright 🥜 @jfreewright
302K Followers 3K Following
james folta @JamesFolta
5K Followers 3K Following funny writer, funny editor @pointsincase, blogs @lithub, @wgaaudio, hangin’ tuff, he/him
Vulture @vulture
510K Followers 1K Following Devouring culture. Get Vulture's daily newsletter: https://t.co/53G4SuuNKV
Asher Elbein (asherel.. @asher_elbein
3K Followers 2K Following Freelance writing about the wild, old and dead. (Plus comics.) Bylines @NYTScience @texasmonthly, @AudubonMag, etc. Repped by @swindlesoiree at TBA
one of your lil frien.. @jilleeann_
3K Followers 924 Following loud and mostly right. libra. reiki. ✨ secretly ux/ui product designer. warning: food photos. food photographer & stylist. recipe developer. she/her
Brian McCann @McTweetalicious
5K Followers 175 Following Late Night, Tonight Show, Conan, Kids Tonight Show, Totally Biased, Debate Wars, The Who Was Show, Wannabe Farms, and about a thousand more.
Zahn McClarnon @ZahnMcClarrnon
113 Followers 982 Following
Streeter Seidell @streetseidell
41K Followers 806 Following writer for @nbcsnl now and @collegehumor then
Triumph® ᴛʜᴇ ɪ.. @TriumphICDHQ
83K Followers 96 Following Official thing of long-named Conan staple & host of "Let's Make A Poop" podcast plus "Election Watch" specials on Hulu. It/it. Self-important musings marked RS
McNutt Monica @McNuttMonica
48K Followers 2K Following Sports talker, hoophead, cycle instructor, rest enthusiast, chasing gratitude. @msgnetworks @ESPNNY98_7FM @nyknicks @espn ✨IG: mcnuttmonica
Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson
314K Followers 467 Following video maker • pro gamer • #1 avatarhead na'vi nation zola‘u nìprrte’ • sonic fans don't interact
Pearl Rose @hipearlrose
6K Followers 531 Following too mean for the midwest too nice for anywhere else • comedian
erika @yeeeerika
4K Followers 3K Following sr art director. experimental artist. analog synthesizers are cool!! chaotic good. she/her.
Elle Cordova @ellerhymes
31K Followers 523 Following Writer. Musician. Sometimes funny. She/they. 🏳️🌈 YouTube ⬇️
Max Wiener @maxisawiener
7K Followers 311 Following Instagram & TikTok @maxisawiener Watch my stand up! ⬇️
Sarah @sarbearsmiley
543 Followers 343 Following loves books, puzzles, & crafts 💕📚🧩🧶🪡🎨 blogs about the 〽️ Wolverines @happyprime379 she/her
| dalia | ☪️ @etkralicesi
2K Followers 784 Following The Meat Queen of Action Twitter | Muslim, autistic, and adorable | She/her
Samantha Weiner @SamanthaWeiner1
4K Followers 2K Following Executive Editor @_SimonElement, see: pop culture, celebrity, sports, advice, humor. Tweets are 1000000% my own dumb (and sometimes smart) thoughts. She/her.
The Brandon Tierney a.. @BTandSal
25K Followers 296 Following @BrandonTierney and @Sal_Licata| Weekdays 10 AM to 2 PM | @WFAN660
josie duffy rice @jduffyrice
124K Followers 3K Following tv/print/podcasts on prisons and prosecution. dogmatic on content, agnostic on form. lawyer-ish. former president @theappeal. (email me again, i just forgot)
Henry Alford @henryalford
4K Followers 1K Following Guy of letters (@NewYorker, @AirMailWeekly). Writing a book about Joni Mitchell.
Mary Rizzo @rizzo_pubhist
4K Followers 2K Following Public/digital & urban history @rutgers_newark. Come & Be Shocked: Baltimore Beyond John Waters & The Wire @jhupress. #AbolishICE
Lee Tran Lam @leetranlam
5K Followers 4K Following Freelance journalist & editor of the New Voices on Food books. My podcasts: The Unbearable Lightness of Being Hungry; Should You Really Eat That? (@sbsaudio)
Allison Krupp @allikrupp
591 Followers 2K Following writer / tangled fog of pulsating yearning / rep: @gracemilusich / usa-today-bestselling pseudonym
Leslie Pietrzyk @lesliepwriter
5K Followers 4K Following Recent: ADMIT THIS TO NO ONE (DC stories) & SILVER GIRL (novel). Stories: @splitlipthemag @iowareview @cincinnreview @thehudsonreview @PushcartPrize she/hers
Dr. Elizabeth Sacha B.. @alixabeth
31K Followers 4K Following Maxwell Professor of US Citizenship @ Boston U/Political Theory Editor @ AJPS/I write about immigration, citizenship and the politics of time.
Matthew Modine @MatthewModine
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John Francis Daley @JohnFDaley
296K Followers 1K Following Director (DUNGEONS & DRAGONS, GAME NIGHT), Writer (SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING, HORRIBLE BOSSES), Actor (BONES, FREAKS & GEEKS), Drinker (WHISKEY), Flosser (TEETH)
Lea Thompson @LeaKThompson
223K Followers 1K Following Thanks 🇺🇸🏳️🌈Actress #BackToTheFuture etc. Director #theYearOfSpectacularMen etc. Proud mom of Maddie and Zoey Deutch Cahttp://cameo.com/leathompsoniSUL
Anthony Blackwood @TonyBWood
4K Followers 2K Following Marketing/Communications at Marvel Comics. Former Disneyland Social Media. Forever Cast Member. X-Men Fanboy. Opinions are my own. IG/Letterboxd: TonyBWood
Danny Trejo @officialDannyT
599K Followers 1K Following Danny Reads His Tweets & Responds As He Can. He Loves & Appreciates All of His Amazing Fans! And We All Know Machete Don't Text...
Ben Vereen @BenVereen
25K Followers 6K Following Tony Award Winning Actor and Entertainer #BenVereen - https://t.co/hcOrL95ORY Inquiries: [email protected]
Krystina Arielle @KrystinaArielle
83K Followers 7K Following |Host Star Wars : The High Republic Show| Bob @dimension20show | Bearah Pawcett & Prophetess on @criticalrole| Judy #HeadlessSeries|
Oscar Hokeah @OscarHokeah
10K Followers 9K Following Rez'd Out Oklahoma Boy : Social Worker : #ICWA : Kiowa/Cherokee/Mexika : Debut: CALLING FOR A BLANKET DANCE : 2023 PEN/Hemingway Award : Rep'd by @AllieLevick
Billy West @TheBillyWest
100K Followers 1K Following Voiceover actor. Did my best stuff in the 31st century, and all the 21yo girls think I'm cool.
Hat-Loving Gamer @chrisramzie
8K Followers 2K Following I make videos you enjoy once, then fuggedabout. email: [email protected] Profile Pic: @VersusBearBoyJW
Isabella Amidala 🌙 @isabellaamidala
13K Followers 258 Following Obsessed with Star Wars 💫 Sharing my love of fashion and fandom 🥰 Co-host on @punchitpodcast Founder of @stargrlmagazine 💖
Kat DesCamp-Renner @KatDCR
1K Followers 3K Following govt affairs @jstreetdotorg but views are just mine | @uva ‘21 | made in Oregon | 🏳️🌈✝️ | she/her
Alexis Coe @AlexisCoe
25K Followers 2K Following Presidential historian. Fellow @newamerica. NYT bestselling author. Latest: You Never Forget Your First: Bio of George Washington. Next: Young Jack: Bio of JFK.
Mica Burton @MicaBurton
233K Followers 733 Following she/her ᐤ actor ᐤ Alandra La Forge on @StarTrek Picard ᐤ freelance host ᐤ active on insta @micaburton ᐤ https://t.co/XHdW2PfNtp ᐤ [email protected]
Vivien Jastrzebski @VivienJastrzeb
2K Followers 3K Following Former newbie teacher of spec and pilot to SUNY undergrads pre-pandemic times. Borscht enthusiast.
Kaye Foley @KayeFoley
4K Followers 3K Following Producer for @LastWeekTonight w/ John Oliver | Fmr: @YahooNews w/ @katiecouric; @ThisWeekABC
Jason Pargin, author .. @JasonKPargin
59K Followers 1K Following Author of John Dies at the End & the Zoey Ashe series. Former Editor at https://t.co/rPxhhz6fP4, now: https://t.co/rHIoNS0xCv
Rohita Kadambi @RohitaKadambi
17K Followers 1K Following Bylines: @betches_sup @mcsweeneys @newyorker Finalist: @WBDAccess Comedic Voices. WGA Strong. Booking requests: [email protected]
DZK 🇨🇦 @dzkalman
1K Followers 1K Following I write about technology and religion. David Zvi is my first name. https://t.co/jhOzZ3PdUd
Congrats to my Dad. As of tonight, he has seen the Pirates play in all 30 of the current 30 MLB stadiums.
My favourite photo of my gran looking like a 4-inch-tall counterweight for seesaws
Four episodes into Columbo and it’s clear that the formula is him immediately working out who the rich, pompous killer is and then annoying them for an hour. I would watch infinity episodes.
Happy Birthday to a true sister. @GalGadot
📣 Join us for the FIRST ever FREE COMIC BOOK DAY at the Capitol tomorrow. Come by our office Longworth 1305 starting at 9:30 for FREE Comics, plus rare finds from the Library of Congress. Let’s celebrate the Popular Arts and uplift National FREE Comics Day. 💥🦸🏽
First ever FREE COMIC BOOK DAY comes to the Capitol. Come by and pick up some free comics!
📣 Join us for the FIRST ever FREE COMIC BOOK DAY at the Capitol tomorrow. Come by our office Longworth 1305 starting at 9:30 for FREE Comics, plus rare finds from the Library of Congress. Let’s celebrate the Popular Arts and uplift National FREE Comics Day. 💥🦸🏽
A small minority that is loud & extreme doesn’t speak for the greater good of our society. There will always be extreme views against Jews based on ignorance & animosity. We must stand up against the hate but never lose focus and energy to all the good we have in life. L’Chaim!
The Ascension, by Giotto, 1304-06, 📸 by Barry Gossage
Jerry Seinfeld saying you can't write sitcoms anymore because of woke despite the fact his old writing partner just wrapped up a 24-year run of one of the most beloved sitcoms of all time, is arguably the funniest thing he's done in decades - funnier even than Bee Movie, perhaps
As I said, Bode is untrainable, but he loves paw-tecting democracy. Some have asked where you can get your own democracy dog toy, and it's on the @DemocracyDocket site! Shop it here before it sells out: store.democracydocket.com/products/pawte…
was just talking about how the neighborhood needed a place of encounter and connivance
Curb Your Enthusiasm was on the air until three weeks ago
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
sooo glad i stayed until after the Challengers credits
Imagine how embarrassing this take would be if the other creator of Seinfeld had made one of the funniest shows of all-time that had no worry about offending people and ended this literal month.
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
Wow… you sound almost as down bad as your political career #DivaDown
If the Rangers wanted to go on a deep run, they had to take care of business early in the first round. Too often over the years, extended first round series (against inferior teams) have cost them. They got the job done. Now get some rest. The real gauntlet begins soon.
Vientos doesn’t get a chance to hit a walkoff HR if Bader doesn’t get a 2 out rbi single in the 10th. Bader doesn’t get a chance to get that hit if Lindor doesn’t homer earlier in the game. None of those things matter if Quintana doesn’t pitch 8 great innings It takes a team
Call me crazy but I feel like if a movie wins the most prestigious award in the country we shouldn’t be allowed to call it a hidden gem
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