Ete-Messi @etemesi

Listen to this! BRAINS blended with KNOWLEDGE married to BRILLIANCE and WISDOM, smeared by eloquent grammar. The level of intelligence in Sifuna's head is what makes kasongo tremble whenever he opens his mouth! I am waiting for that day, Sifuna will meet, the clueless kasongo in a Presidential debate. I hope they will be having standby ambulances, with fully equipped ICU beds because I can see someone going bankrupt of ideas and later lose his breath! Where on earth can you get such fine brains!

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@absolutelamine Henry

🚨 PARENTS, YOU MAY WANT TO CHECK THIS BEFORE BUYING THAT “HARMLESS” SNACK! What looks like a simple treat may contain ingredients or additives many parents never stop to question. Know what you’re feeding your children. Check the label.

Kenya has introduced a new law that changes how trusts are created, registered, managed and monitored. We have done a deeper analysis of the new law. Read and save the thread below.

13 Kenyan startups that collapsed after raising a combined Sh93 billion: Full list below: Twiga Foods — Sh24.1 billion Copia — Sh16 billion Gro Intelligence — Sh15.3 billion Koko Networks — Sh13 billion Mobius Motors — Sh7.3 billion MarketForce — Sh5.5 billion Wefarm — Sh4.2 billion Sendy — Sh3.2 billion iProcure — Sh2.2 billion Lipa Later — Sh2.2 billion Kune Foods — Sh130 million Zumi — Sh130 million Notify Logistics — Sh50 million

Our boy is rocking the international airwaves and consequently announcing to the international community that he is has arrived to take over the leadership of Kenya. This is a calling that Edwin W. Sifuna can not escape . @LindaMwananchi_ @edwinsifuna #SifunaTheSixth

If an employee goes without a salary, they cannot reasonably be expected to keep reporting to work, the Employment and Labour Relations Court has ruled. The court warned employers against withholding workers’ pay while still expecting them to report for duty.

@soccertorey The toothy Ronaldo

There is a liver and pancreas epidemic wiping out Kenyan men right now and the silence is deafening. Nobody is talking about it. Nobody is panicking. But we are still burying people. The cause? Kenyan alcohol. This month ALONE I’ve counted 8 friends admitted with liver or pancreatic damage. Eight. Bloated stomachs, abdominal pain so severe it won’t subside no matter what the doctors do. The UK has put Kenya on a watchlist for dangerous alcohol. Rwanda has banned some of our liquor outright. Other countries are shutting it out too. The whole world can see what’s poisoning us and we’re still pouring it. A few years ago we buried a brilliant CEO. Liver destroyed by drink. By the time the doctors understood what was happening, he was already dead. Getting a legit drink in this country is now a gamble with your life. I have friends who will only drink in ONE place they trust, because everywhere else is a coin toss between a night out and a hospital bed. The doctors aren’t sugarcoating it anymore. They’re telling survivors: “Take one sip and tell your family where you want to be buried.” Drink the same brand abroad and it tastes like heaven. Same label. Same bottle. Different poison. That’s how we know it’s us. We cannot keep killing our own people for profit. I am tired of visiting friends in hospital for alcohol poisoning. How many more before somebody cracks down on this madness? @InteriorKE @kipmurkomen @NACADAKenya

While addressing a development cooperation conference in Sweden, former CBK Governor Njuguna Ndung'u alleged that Kenya🇰🇪's President has overrun state institutions, creating a climate where officials comply out of fear.

@ufw_lynnnn 😋

أجمل لقطه في نهائي المونديال💙❤️

He won titles with Barcelona — “comfort zone.” He won Ligue 1 — “Farmers League.” He won MLS — “rigged and scripted.” He won the World Cup — “rigged and scripted.” He won the Copa América — “they organize it every year just so he can win.” He won 8 Ballon d’Ors — “robbed.” He won 6 European Golden Boots — “irrelevant.” He has the most assists in football history — “assists don’t matter.” He dribbles past opponents — “they don’t tackle him properly.” He scores free kicks — “they’re too close, and the goalkeepers just let them in.” Other big national teams failed to beat small teams so could play against his team — “It’s his fault and FIFA’s.” He’s humble — “it’s all an act.” No matter what Lionel Messi achieves, the goalposts keep moving. Meanwhile he is just there chilling and enjoying his football. 😂 At what point do you simply accept that you’re witnessing the greatest footballer the game has ever seen? Aren’t you all tired?

Argentina 🇦🇷 vs Paraguay 🇵🇾 in qualifiers, a foul was committed on a Paraguay player and and Argentina proceeded to score after series of long passes. VAR cancelled Lionel Messi goal because they was a foul far back in the build up to that goal, since possession wasn’t lost.

@fidelmaithya @HKuriah True. Mara Messi is playing AFCON.....yabadaba

The SACCO story was not fake. It was a social experiment. I will leave this here for your own consumption.

We know the Ruto regime is broke, that one is no longer a debate, because every new policy now looks like Treasury searching under mattresses for money. We know that even if they are handed Sh1 trillion from SACCOs, the same tender games will start, costs will balloon, projects will be revised, brokers will appear, and politically connected tender boys will become richer overnight. They are telling SACCO members that their money will go into infrastructure, but nobody is explaining when those roads, airports or projects will zaa matunda and return real money to the teacher, nurse, farmer, trader or boda rider whose savings were touched. Kenyans have already seen this movie, where a project starts with clean English, moves into inflated contracts, disappears into tender corridors, then returns years later as a scandal that nobody is punished for. Why are we pretending this is development financing when everybody can smell the scam from the gate, especially after the same government borrowed everywhere, taxed everything, sold assets and still came back for private savings. Call it what it is. This is a scam in an infrastructure helmet.

The audit reveals that Finsprint, a private firm involved in the SHA payment system, deducts a 2% fee from every payment made to hospitals before the money is sent. Strangely, it also says the firm's majority shareholder has no verifiable address.

New income tax filing deadlines in Kenya. Starting 1 January 2027: • Individuals like you and me will no longer file our annual income tax returns by 30 June. The new deadline will be 30 April. This applies to: - Nil filers - Freelancers and consultants - Sole proprietors - Employees filing individual returns • For taxpayers without flesh and blood (companies, partnerships, trusts, etc.), nothing changes. The deadline remains the last day of the sixth month following the end of the accounting period. Example: If a company's accounting year runs from January to December, it will still file its return by 30 June. Courtesy of the Finance Act, 2026.