Harry Gross @faceintheecrowd
my wife is hot. . . . i am fat. . . . . . #listenlonger Joined April 2009-
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Y’all please help I’m still so confused 😔
One of the best ways to decide between two old guys is to pick the one who isn't a complete piece of shit and whatnot.
‘Shoes Co-Owner and @AEW’s Jeff Jarrett just signed this baseball, and the best part is, one of you will win it! Simply RETWEET this tweet and FOLLOW us to be entered to win this signed baseball! We’ll pick a winner on Monday!
Give him some drugs and send him out there just like they did to Elvis and Whitney. #KansasCityChiefs #mahomes
Can I see the current text exchange between @lazlothebuzz and @getnickwright #FiestaBowl
Post a link to your budget plan
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Oh? What’s guys plan then fella?
Oh? What’s guys plan then fella?
Many of the same Republicans who just voted against protecting birth control and celebrated when Roe was overturned also oppose paid family leave and efforts to make childcare affordable. This is not about supporting families—it’s about dragging women back in time.
If @cheetah has 2+ touchdowns AND the Chiefs win today, we'll give a Tyreek Hill autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!
Just wanted to take this opportunity to thank @seanhannity for inspiring us to make the revised version of our ad. Please tweet #ByeHannity to thank him as well!
Hey secret police, if you EVER kidnap me and throw me in a rental van I will shit so bad inside that van. I hope your unconstitutional asses are ready to pay $1,700 to get my grown man feces outta that Chrysler Pacifica and whatnot.
@realDonaldTrump @BubbaWallace Mr. President, your premise is false. 1) It wasn't a "hoax." Everyone involved truly believed it was threat directed at Wallace. And Wallace didn't report it; he was informed about it. 2) There hasn't been any noticeable impact on the ratings, which are not the lowest ever.
I’m 100% serious when I ask this... is Dick Cheney still alive?
I’m 100% serious when I ask this... is Dick Cheney still alive?
Joe Biden for president. He can run and drink water lol - I don’t know who did this but it’s excellent. x.com/findacleartrut…
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Brett Veach to the rest of the league during the 2024 draft:
What’s everyone think about this sermon ?
This evangelical is over Trump. 👇 Calls his Bible disgusting.
I was wrong with my number yesterday. Got the final number and the wire is complete. Wanted to be accurate. Do I expect all of it to be used wisely. Of course not. But I'm still proud to be able to give back to our country. I've said it for years. After military…
I pay what I owe. Tomorrow I will wire transfer to the IRS $288,000,000.00 This country has done so much for me, I’m proud to pay my taxes every single year. Tag a former president that you know doesn’t
does that man look familiar to you
The whole show was outstanding but this one absolutely killed me 😂
does that man look familiar to you
@SenMullin Sounds like you are worshipping the pagan goddess osetra.
@laurenboebert Huh? You finally finished that "job" you started in the Beetlejuice theater?
Congratulations, Donald. Quite the accomplishment.
I’ve always said I’m aging like wine. I started out as a grape and then life stomped the shit outta me. 😎🤷🏻♂️
Anybody know a good exorcist?
Oklahoma State Senator Dusty Deevers (R): "Pornography must be outlawed because anyone who watches is possessed by demons."
U.S. Rep. Emanuel Cleaver II is reintroducing a bill that would withhold one month's pay from every member of Congress for each month a mass shooting occurs in the United States. kshb.com/news/local-new…
OH MY GOD… A Turning Point rep (Charlie Kirk’s org) tweeted this out and look at the response…
Do you think Gavin Newsom has a potential to be President of the United States ? Yes or No?
Tell me you’re an idiot without telling me you’re an idiot. 😂🤣
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