Shawn Farrell @farrellshawnp
Violence is not strength. Compassion is not weakness. And X is not what it once was. Starting over after account suspended. I don't suffer fools. I block them. Disneyland Joined October 2024-
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This Irish woman is not wrong. 😳👇
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My ongoing war with the HOA may be about to reach a new, critical phase.
My ongoing war with the HOA may be about to reach a new, critical phase.
Emma Watson took the high road, where JK Rowling remained the troll beneath the bridge she's always been.
Emma Watson took the high road, where JK Rowling remained the troll beneath the bridge she's always been.
Dear Dwayne Johnson, Consider this my humblest & most heartfelt fuck off.
Dear Dwayne Johnson, Consider this my humblest & most heartfelt fuck off.
If Cincinnati area shoppers can have chili flavored ice cream, it's high time @perrysicecream makes this April Fool's Day chicken wing flavor a reality for western NY!
If CEO of Live Nation/Ticketmaster, Michael Rapino, had said this in ancient Rome, he'd have been thrown to the lions in the Colosseum for sport. And admission would have been free.
If your dog is going to get his head stuck in a jar of peanut butter, make sure it's .@ThePeterPanPB! #notanad
We flew too close to the sun.
In a continuing look at how utterly crap .@GoogleAI is, the man pictured is Capeside's School Superintendant, Dr. Fielding, portrayed by Lawrence Pressman, not Capeside High Principal, Howard Green, played by Obba Babatunde. Imagine the genuinely important things it gets wrong.
"National security." A trip to IKEA is Donald Trump's Normandy.
Shawn Farrell retweeted
If only we’d known in 2015 that we could just turn off the escalator.
A cop car.
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We could be on an entirely different trajectory right now if folks had just listened to .@fenwaypark & elected .@jimmybuffett 9 years ago.
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How long before RFK Jr advocates replacing aspirin with leeches from his sewage swimming hole?
America, fuck no!
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To Donald Trump, “doing his job” means censoring, deporting, and killing people so, no, I would not like Donald Trump to “do his job.”
To Donald Trump, “doing his job” means censoring, deporting, and killing people so, no, I would not like Donald Trump to “do his job.”
Hey, .@PressSec you'd better get on this! Fire them! Investigate them!
I thought I'd make a club version of this clip from last night's episode of @JimmyKimmelLive. Here's the Acetaminomix.
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