flat rascal @flat_rascal_
Addicted to the limelight Joined January 2023-
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I’ve endured so little. And yet I bitch
I crawled so deep into the dirt I became a type of truffle that only one pig in the world could find and I hope he hurries up
I am bursting at the seams with gray paste
When I was born they tossed me into a bin labeled 'No good', but then they fished me out, handed me a cane and a top hat, and told me I'd make it in show biz. I think I was tossed head first I'm so sleepy all the time, And violent. Bring me my tap shoes, I feel a song coming on
every time i say something im just saying what i think a person would say
Oh yeah I know that guy. I’m actually based on him
What I eat in a day as the Mayor
Raining today, I just KNOW us white folks are gonna be smelling like nickels! Signed, One of the good ones.
I have no pronouns. When referring to me, use a brief, eerie silence.
Honestly I don’t want to work.
Everything happens for a reason and sometimes the reason is sandos with the girls
Eyelids were the original sleep masks that God intended for us. But we HAD to go ahead and freak it
Got myself into an entanglement with a Kentucky Hot Brown sandwich this weekend
I don’t care if you’re gay. My CHILDREN need a FATHER
where o where is my dopamine crumb ....
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