🇨🇦 Carlton Von Dongus 🇨🇦 @forensicaphid83
bartender guy. papa suburbs. lead guitar player for the meat bats. endless.horse Mississauga and Naperville Joined December 2021-
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This might be the worst team in baseball history.
If this team wins more than 25 games, I’ll run around the block with my pants around my ankles.
If this team wins more than 25 games, I’ll run around the block with my pants around my ankles.
Welcome to not being able to go to a bar because of college basketball season
I’ve always hated the Kings and the shiny helmets make them all look extra fucking stupid.
Seriously dude. Bet on your own retirement and then cash in. Go the fuck away forever and take Corey Perry the fuck with you.
All I see here is Adam Eaton 2.0
he looks like a penis with teeth prohockeyrumors.com/2024/01/ranger…
the fuckin tkachuk kids play hockey for people who have a blue lives matter punisher skull tattoos on their micro dicks
Barstool actively makes everyone dumber by design
Barstool actively makes everyone dumber by design
Rang in the new year with two of my three favorite Nunez siblings. Let’s make 2024 a banger, boys.
Zachary L’Heureux deserves worse than anything he’ll ever receive.
Party of 50 less than two hours before close.
I honestly wish I loved anything as much as Dan Bernstein loves fried chicken.
He came down the chimney with care, ate your cookies, drank one of your dad’s beers, woke you up, dropped a three on you, said that WAS your present, and drove off in a pickup truck ...
Dick Suckling England and Wales Census, 1901
SELL THE FUCKING TEAM JERRY #WhiteSoxDumpsterFire
SELL THE FUCKING TEAM JERRY #WhiteSoxDumpsterFire
Nice to see Green Bay bought some refs tonight. Holy shit.
this song still fucking slays
Fuck you forever, you piece of shit.
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MSS 🧦 @MySoxSummer
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637 Followers 1K Following White Sox fan page giving you the latest scores, news, & updates daily. #2022WorldSeriesChamps 🏆
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dumped by AI girlfrie.. @itlooksreal
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218 Followers 366 Following New album SOLVE ET COAGULA coming June 21st! Pre-order now! 🤘🏻👁⚗️🔥
𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝖔.. @ChrisCadaverus
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GrimmChorizo @GrimmChorizo
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Jack E. Smith ⚖️ @7Veritas4
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@whitesox I’m gonna photoshop a long ass hog onto this picture of Garrett once I get back to my computer.
So right now there is 1 level left in the world that hasn't been beaten in Mario Maker 1... @LilKirbs14 is trying to beat it before the servers shut down. We are all at a bar watching it on the projectors. GO CHEER HIM ON!!!!!
Halftime thirst trap. OWC pod fam knows.
BREAKING: this narcissistic moron @PatMcAfeeShow says he's been CANCELLED Good call @espn! You might still be able to save your rep. Dig a hole in the far corner of the campus and bury this turd of a show.
Pat McAfee on Martin Luther King Jr. Day: "He had a dream and I think LANK was one of the closest we've had to potentially that dream coming to fruition. So let's realize that as we look around and realize that we're maybe more close than we've ever been. And there's an election…
Mama, I made it.
The story of “Gregg and Me.” Coming soon…@TheShawnSierra
Football Tuesday with @LaurenceWHolmes & @leilarahimi is underway! 10:30 @ChicagoBears safety @JaquanBrisker 12:40 @BigAntHerron 🎧 670thescore.com/listen 💻 twitch.tv/chicago670thes…
@ksorbs Why do you? There's nothing in the Bible about Christmas trees or gifts No birthday for Jesus is known No confirmation he ever existed Yet YOU buy gifts and trees. I'm assuming you don't just walk off with them
He came down the chimney with care, ate your cookies, drank one of your dad’s beers, woke you up, dropped a three on you, said that WAS your present, and drove off in a pickup truck ...
Dick Suckling England and Wales Census, 1901
I appreciate what Liz Cheney is trying to say about Jim Jordan’s role in J6, but she has to find a different word to describe him than “mastermind.”
I used to look forward to the winter meetings as soon as the World Series ended, even in years where I knew there wouldn’t be much action. Jerry Reinsdorf makes it almost impossible for me to give a shit anymore though. I know he will not, under any circumstances, do what it…
@PhillyInquirer @MikeSielski Just call him the N word and keep it moving
Wild's Marc-Andre Fleury wears Native American Heritage mask after being told he couldn't usatoday.com/story/sports/n…
My man.
Wild's Marc-Andre Fleury wears Native American Heritage mask after being told he couldn't usatoday.com/story/sports/n…
@dan_bernstein Yo-de-o-lady-o-lady-i-ack I'm Massive I'm Steamy I'm Crack
I served my country in uniform for 25 years. My coffin will be draped by the American flag. I'm tired of folks calling themselves 'patriots', and co-opting our flag, to show allegiance to Trump. The real 'patriots' are those that fight fascism at home and abroad.
I think that about does it for me with this organization. ✌🏽
Good riddance.
Mike Clevinger declined his $12-million mutual option ($4-million buyout), White Sox announce.
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